Blue Badge Wank

A Blue badge wank is achieved when one goes on to a adult cam site and randomly finds an adult with a disability and engages in mutual masturbation.

Mr Ford drank half a bottle of whiskey last night and had his first blue badge experience.
Or Better known as The Blue Badge Wank

by Dr Form November 01, 2020

blue moon weed

blue moon weed is when you smoke weed under the full moon while blue balling yourself while masturbating

yooo dude it was such a blast last night i had the best blue moon weed ever!

by paneshroud December 22, 2023

Current Blue

Do you like average indie music with subpar R&B influence?

Introducing indie post-R&B group Current Blue, known for their profound impact on the living room hyper-pop pop scene and connections to Kevin Bacon.

They are also accredited with the creation of the hydrogen powered vehicle, to much debate from cynics.

Current Blue really feasted on their last single!

by DoinksScoobs July 15, 2023

Blue

1.a dark/light color

2.being sad or upset from someone or an event

1.my favorite color is blue

2.man, I've been blue since my break-up with samuel

by #anonymous 2098 January 21, 2020

Blue

an imaginary charge to an unsuspecting consumer

that customer paid way too much blue for that laundry

by myheartisbroken January 24, 2019

blue

blue is someone whos a slay and the cutest boy u could ever meet and he needs lots of help because of his cowboy wounds.

-i love blue so much
-oh so your name is emily and u love a gay man

by bluejaywhack February 16, 2022

blue

There is no clear explanation of such term. Since 1924 we have hunders of beliefs from around the world what this word could actually mean where every single one significantly differs in author's perspective. Today we can easily deny huge percentage of them which seemed accurate in past. Some people go further and try to group meanings because as they think the truth depends on "expanding conjecture categorization" and which is considered a complete nonsense by many of scientists due to "overall superstitions". One of biggest followers of the issue, George Casino also believes in such solution as well as seeing whole problem as the "meaning of human existence". He describes everything very precisely in his main book "Blue, it is but it's not".

By looking at this word more statistically, the meaning being most correct according to all opinions for now is "Mysterious phrase Eiffel 65 made a song about".

Person 1: Have you seen my new blue shoes?
Person 2: I don't want to hear your story.

by Katrtlen November 17, 2018