Slap your pickle friend

Do you have a friend that likes, wait no, LOVES pickles? If you do, do you want to slap them? Yes? I thought so.

That’s why, on the penultimate Tuesday of March, SLAP THEM. Why? BECAUSE IT’S NATIONAL SLAP YOUR PICKLE FRIEND DAY!

Pickle friend: Owwww! What was that for?!
You: It was for liking pickles so much! It’s national “Slap your pickle friend day” today! And you can’t get me back! Eveerrr. Bye bye!
Pickle friend: Yeh, I get that, but it still REALLY HURTS.
You: What can I say, I’m strong!

by Kermit your mum March 22, 2022

National show your friend your dick

January 29th is national show your friend your dick day(or ass). If someone tells you this you have to do it.

Hey joe its national show your friend your dick day!
I'm not showing you anything.
You have to, it's the rule.
I'll show you me dick and butt.

by Combination Torch January 29, 2022

''National Slide tackle the short friend day''

On November 22 you can slide tackle your short friend.

''National Slide tackle the short friend day''Is were you can slide tackle the short friend.

by National Holiday board November 21, 2024

Best Friend

Unlike a friend a best friend wont try and stop you from jumping off a bridge instead they will be right on the railing with you and will stay with you tell the end.Your best friend is your ride or die and will never leave your side no matter the cost.

You-Yo I cant deal with being alive anymore.
Your best friend-Ight where we jumping from?

by DJ BUGGS April 17, 2020

best friend

someone whose job it is to worry about the other person

best friend: pretend i wrote something unique here

by catwagon August 4, 2021

Best Friend

A best friend is someone that stays by your side, no matter what happens. I pity you for not having one because you searched this in a dictionary. But even tho I have no experience of friends in general whatsoever I still know this simple fact.

" You’re my best friend! "

by Just a Memer April 13, 2021

best friend head awareness month

a month celebrated world wide in march by giving your best friends head to show them how much they mean to you !

hey rachel let’s have a best friend head sesh for best friend head awareness month!

by user19377383 March 16, 2025