Brown Sound

Like "White Noise", Brown Sound is a level of noise humans can only hear when someone is talking absolute Bull Shit.

It could be literally described as defecating orally.

Nathan: "Dude, I totally got laid last night."
Alomgir: "Shut the fuck up!"
Liam: "Don't worry about it. He's just talking Brown Sound."

by FlabberJabber October 16, 2008

italian brown bess

Loading ones anus with lasagna using a broomstick to ram it in there, much like how one loads a musket.

Boy, Charlie got wild last night with the italian brown bess.

by CIAButNot May 14, 2023

Brown Slip N Slide

Anal intercourse that involves using fecal matter as a lubrication

Last night, I rode the brown Slip N Slide. It was messy, but man did it feel good.

by Cool Melon July 29, 2022

brown star lesbian

the poop hole loophole but for lesbians (gold star lesbian with only anal w men)

“damn I thought hope was a gold star.”
“nah she does anal w gunner. she’s a brown star lesbian”

by Gardnerghost May 3, 2025

Brown Eye Golden Dragon

(Phrase): When someone Chunder Dragons while simultaneously giving a Golden Shower and a Cleveland Steamer.

“Damn, me and Stacy got wild last night and I attempted the rare Brown Eye Golden Dragon on her.”

by Biganimedaddy November 27, 2023

bad news browns

diarrhea

i have a case of the bad news browns.

by lifedeathandbeyond July 4, 2016

brown pole

The act of using anything in a phallic manner for the purposes of anal sex.

Richard was always a kinky fella, but when he decided to brown pole his bike without the seat on it, that just brought it to a whole new level.

by Octospectre June 26, 2023