VOKDA

The absolute purest form of vodka using a filtration method once utilized and enjoyed by Vikings in ancient times. Brought back to life and used today only by one RTD brand "VIP Hard Seltzer". Only one brand has been able to reformulate and craft this unique method using the same glacier water of those in past times; whilst embracing the rich tones that a lava and charcoal filtration that nature provides to this spirit "Vokda".

"My first ever sample of Vokda and I can honestly say I will never drink Vodka again"

by Cornelius Bone Strong IV September 1, 2023

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Vorka

How Harrison wins a scrabble game.

You challenge me? Allow me to vorka!

by WinnerGuy6969 December 26, 2023

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Vodka • vodka shits • Vodka Vag • Vodkaholic • vodka and tonic • vodka aunt • Vodka Cock • Vodka Dick • Vodka Diet Coke • Vodka Fever

Vodktivities

Activities performed under the influence of vodka. When a person gets drunk and they decide to do some crazy shit.

Etymology math: Vodka + Activities = Vodktivities

+ Vladimir: *Slurred speech* I'm going to climb this cell tower.
- Vladimir2: Vladimir is back at it with his vodktivities... I should've finished the vodka myself.

by Earth Is My Spaceship August 4, 2024

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vildi vonka

Vildi Vonka is a girl named Vilde who resembles Willy Wonka. They both got a fresh cut bob and bangs. They’re both pale and looks like HOT vampires. If you ever meet a Vildi Vonka, run. She will poop on you without hesitation. Common misconception: Willy Wonka loves chocolate and has a chocolate factory, because of this many believe that Vildi Vonka does too. But the truth is Vildi does not like chocolate and only eats poop. If u ever see her with chocolate around her mouth it’s most of the time POOP. NEVER ask her for chocolate, most of the time u get POOP!!!!!

Normal person 1: Hey do you have poop on ur hands?
Normal person 2: yeah, I got Vildi Vonked
Normal person 1: Damn that’s probably chocolate then.
Vildi Vonka is a poop lover

by Vildi Vonka April 14, 2020

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