Mississippi Snail Trail

When a naked man perches on a doorway waiting for somebody to enter. When they walk through the door, you jump down and slide your dick, balls, gooch, and asshole across the victims entire front.

“Did you hear that josh gave wyatt the mississippi snail trail??”

by CaliBoyz October 31, 2023

Snail-Ariaism

A religion in which we hail a God named Aria and snails are his holy council

We have joined Snail-Ariaism

by Ariaist no.1 November 13, 2023

Slab snails

A slab snail is when a girl gets out of the pool and sits on the concrete and her pussy lips leave a imprint on the cement.

Damn look at those slab snails... beautiful imprints of the future endeavors inwhich were about to embark on...

by Jeffrey svidahl December 25, 2023

Slab snail

When a girl gets out of the pool and sits on the concrete and her pussy lips leave a imprint on the cement.

Damn... look at those slab snails! So beautiful. I cant wait to get all up in that wet pussy. I gotta have it.

by Jeffrey svidahl December 25, 2023

snail pussy

a WAP that’s always a little juicy (if you were to drag it around there would be a trail)

I don’t like going commando because I have a snail pussy

by tummypit January 19, 2024

Slimy juicy snail boner

number 15. wet juicy slime dimmer the number 1 source of slime in your ass. you can lick it, suck it, put it in your mouth. You can stuff it in your ass, and make it extra cummy bummy

wow Justins got a massive Slimy juicy snail boner

by Fuck_me_daddy69 😩 April 15, 2023

garry the snail

the true definition of an immortal being litteraly spongebobs pet snail and truly defeated the entire multiverse just by clanking his eyes he pretended to be emo and tore the emo snails apart bro bathed in salt and lived

garry the snail lord of the multiverse.

by XXXlargenerdXXX April 20, 2023