by Lawnmower nation February 09, 2021
A chick that's hair always looks like a cat has been sucking on it, super scandalous, likes to take things that dont belong to her, and sell them on Facebook, talks like she's a gangster from Beverly Hills(yes, that fake!)Voice that is like nails on a chalkboard, a complete nasty skanky, skeezy, slut that is as dumb as a box of rocks!
by Relaxitwonttear April 04, 2024
by Miauwsterxiofang September 16, 2017
I am too busy to help you right now, I am busy burying my snail, said Cynthia, just give me a little privacy.
by Sasquatch67 December 03, 2015
I'll worship like a snail at the shrine of your light
by im u fucking sadist17 September 03, 2021
Covering your penis with any possible gooey materials and then attempt someone else to give you oral sex while they try to remove the goo.
Hmm... Should I use pickle juice combined with jello?
Perhaps... She'll like the snail touch I'll give to her...
Perhaps... She'll like the snail touch I'll give to her...
by Wrongsoap July 25, 2017
The act of lubing oneself up entirely, then proceeding the throw oneself down a flight of stairs (preferably two consecutive sets) is if it were a waterslide.
Did you see Eddy do the naked snail yesterday? Shit was rad as a dingbat! I thought he was gonna go straight through the front door...
by Flutska December 11, 2022