Skip to main content

Bless

Bless is a person with a colossal penis, bless has been known to be very good with women and know how to handle them in bad situation. Bless is also known for being very good at any sport he play’s in and very popular at school and extremely smart when he wants to
girl 1: Oh my god who is that sexy person he turns me on in many ways

Girl 2: oh yeah that guy is sexy he has to be bless
girl 1: yeah i heard he is good at every sport and has a huge penis
by jhon maker October 22, 2018
mugGet the Blessmug.

Good Morning and God Bless

When you shit during coffee and eat breakfast on the toilet
“What are you up to?”
“Just having a good morning and god bless, if you know what I mean
“Ah man papa bless you, timber!”
by Constant Suffering May 23, 2018
mugGet the Good Morning and God Blessmug.

Good morning and God bless

(verb)
A "good morning and God bless" is the act of eating breakfast and drinking coffee while taking a shit in a bathroom.
"Do you want anything for breakfast?"
"No I already did a good morning and God bless."
also
"If you'll excuse me I'm gonna go take a good morning and God bless."
by gaycumguzzler69 May 31, 2018
mugGet the Good morning and God blessmug.

good morning & god bless

taking a shit while eating breakfast and drinking coffee.

Greatest invention since the beginning of time.
papa bless.
Hila: Ethan, I need the bathroom! What areyou doing?
Ethan: Good morning & god bless, Hila
Hila: What?
Ethan: It's a 'Good morning & god bless!
Hila: What are you doing?!
*opens bathroom door*
Ethan: Hila what are you-- just open the door on people while they're taking a shit? I'm doing a good morning and god bless, I need another 20 minutes at least!
by fupatroopa1911 April 7, 2018
mugGet the good morning & god blessmug.

Bless the chat

by Jasonkiller378 January 25, 2020
mugGet the Bless the chatmug.

bless it be the south

i just hit a lick on that dude we was talkin about

bless it be the south
by bluedream January 28, 2023
mugGet the bless it be the southmug.

Kazoon-you-bless

What you say to someone when they hiccup. Typically used for those random, really loud hiccups that sound painful instead of awkward eye contact and confusion.
Person A: *really loud and painful hiccup out of no where*
Person B: "Kazoon-you-bless!"
Person A: "Thanks, buddy!"
by TasteTheMaple April 19, 2018
mugGet the Kazoon-you-blessmug.

Share this definition