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Candy Storing

The act of sleeping with an excessive number of partners during a time of opportunity, usually following a long-term committed relationship.
Corie sure took advantage of his bachelor status following his divorce from Rhonda. He was like a kid in a candy store!

Yeah, he was Candy Storing big time!!!
by forever creepin' April 8, 2021
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Pee is stored in the balls and math doesn't exist E E means that you pee wherever you want, take more cold showers, go to gym and get buffer and buffer, date and get a girlfriend the THICCer the better, and live like a rat. Then math doesn't exist so what matters is balls, not math. Then battling to be the big E E.
Tony: *pees in basements and outside.

Tony: Pee is stored in the balls and math doesn't exist E E!
by GreenHexagon October 10, 2024
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Pee is stored in the balls and math doesn't exist E E mean that whoever pees outside and in basements and workout the most, wins. It's about peeing everywhere and the balls.
Shredded Dave: *Pees behind tree.

Buff Tony: *Pees in a basement

Thicc Girls: Ooh. Soo manly.

Dave: Pee is stored in the balls and math doesn't exist E E.

Tony: Pee is stored in the balls and math doesn't exist E E.
by HawaiianPunch1 December 8, 2024
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Grocery store

1. A place where you go to buy five things but somehow leave with twenty, none of which you actually needed.

2. A chaotic battlefield riddled with ugly severely obese people buying gazillions of junk food blocking the aisles and cash desks. Carts have a mind of their own, and every checkout line is either way too long or moving at a glacial pace.

3. A black hole of disappointment with often expensive or poor-quality or spoiled/about-to-get-spoiled food (especially fruits or vegetables), which somehow occasionally also includes food with zillion preservatives (!) (i. e. desserts, etc.).
Examples:

A:
Person 1: "I swear, every time I go to the grocery store, the fruit is already halfway to moldy."
Person 2: "Classic. Grocery store trips are just scavenger hunts for disappointment."

B:
Person 1: Today I bought a dessert and when I opened it, it was moldy!

Person 2: Typical stupid groceries...

C:
*person 2 goes shopping*
*returns after over 1 hour*

Person 1: Why it took you so long?

Person 2: Cuz the checkout lines were totally riddled with obese people buying tons of sweets and other junk foods as if it were supplies for 2 months blocking cash desks.
by Mspaintsucks December 28, 2024
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Store

a retail establishment selling items to the public.
"a health-food store"
by Arminkshipper June 27, 2025
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Store

"Please store all important documents on the cloud backup for safekeeping."

Note: This sentence uses the term "store" to refer to the act of saving information or documents in a digital storage space, rather than its more traditional meaning of a physical place for keeping goods.
by Arminkshipper June 27, 2025
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Store

a sheep, guide, cow, or pig acquired or kept for fattening.
"The farmer was concerned about the health of his flock and decided to take a few store sheep to the vet for a check-up."
by Arminkshipper June 27, 2025
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