When you're taking a dump and your butt flexes forcing the poop to retract into your butthole causing the sensation of sandpaper going up your butt.
by Matt Stazjic February 05, 2016
by Ahliefam May 09, 2022
To show off your wealth by buying something incredibly stupid, to buy something for its glamour rather than its practicality, flexity over quality
Luke: Hey man, that's a nice jacket, was that a flex purchase?
Liam: Yeah, this poor dude was standing next to me.
Liam: Yeah, this poor dude was standing next to me.
by ahsibfilm January 20, 2016
Birthed from the word 'flexable' this verb is commonly used amongst morons that believe adding 'ative' to the end of something makes them appear more intelligent.
This word is also used by those who go on camping trips and have too much time on their hands.
This word is also used by those who go on camping trips and have too much time on their hands.
Ouch! My legs sure do hurt from this hike, I wish my muscles were as flexative as your mom's vagina.
by 1234456blacksheep October 18, 2017
John; I just snitched on them for selling to them guys over there
Lil Dopefiend: Bruh c'mon you always state flexing
Lil Dopefiend: Bruh c'mon you always state flexing
by Lil Dopefiend February 24, 2020
You know those wax pads? Well this is the alternative to that phony shit. if you wax your balls with this stuff, people will hear your scream from a couple miles away...but at least there is no more ball hair!
mom: *looks in cabinet for waxing pads, cant find any
mom: shit, well at least i got flex tape.
son:* sleeping peacefully in bedroom until being woken up by hearing his mom yell in pain from downstairs bathroom.
mom: shit, well at least i got flex tape.
son:* sleeping peacefully in bedroom until being woken up by hearing his mom yell in pain from downstairs bathroom.
by bobo_the_hobo6 February 01, 2019
A tape type of product from flex seal™, mostly known from the two videos of jontron; "waterproofing my life with FLEX TAPE - Jontron" and "FLEX TAPE II: the flexening - Jontron". The company has made many commercials and Phil Swift is in most of them telling us the many used of flex tape. It can instantly bond in to almost anything and can stop any leak. Plus, some of them even work underwater!
Phil: Flex tape is super strong and when Its on, it holds on tight!
Jon: *shook* no Phil you're super strong.
Jon: *shook* no Phil you're super strong.
by Pixel41 December 19, 2018