National Ask Your Crush Out Day

October 3 you have to ask your crush out day

Travis-Hey Mary I wanted to ask you out
Mary-oh yes I was gonna ask the same this cause it’s national ask your crush out day

by Djdbdbd October 03, 2021

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ask for derections

What Mr. Happy may need to do when attempting intercourse with a really "ample" female.

It's true dat I "like my women big" in dat it means both "more to love" and da definite possibility of larger boobs. However, I do draw da line at da degree of "plus size" if my swollen schlong actually has to "ask for derections" in order to find da chick's love-nest.

by QuacksO November 06, 2024

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Don't Care + Didn't Ask

A roast you use when you are not interested or not want to hear about something. It's also a comeback to insults or negative things people ask.

Bully: You're ugly and I hate you. You're such a dickhead and you probably don't have any friends
Me: Don't Care + Didn't Ask + You're Gay
Bully: *walks away*

by yomom123_44 February 16, 2024

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