trying to pull the sword from the stone

This is a very crude synonym to the more technical term, masturbation. Once masturbation is brought to mind, you should understand the imagery that this term conveys. If you still don't get it, think male masturbation, and think of the "stone" as two stones instead of one.

Well, that was a long stressful day... I think it's time to relieve some stress, maybe an afternoon of trying to pull the sword from the stone will help.

by Aegis1 November 11, 2009

Danish Sword

Term used for an inanimate object that very closly resembles a dildo (not including fruit and vegetables), that is used by someone for sexual pleasure. Or a double ended didlo.
This originates from the term 'double edged sword' that the danish were known for using back in 700-1000 AD.

"That bottle looks like a dildo, I'd be tempted to used it as a Danish Sword"

Double ended dildo reference:
"Jane land her partner love their Danish Sword"

by GemandI March 23, 2025

Hot Sword Syndrome (HSS)

That jolt in your taint that feels like someone shoved a hot sword up your ass

Last night I was driving and lost control of the car after a bout of Hot Sword Syndrome (HSS).

by lickmed February 9, 2025

pvp sword fighting

i game on roblox.... THAT I RULED -luckyjack

that's right i even took pvp sword fighting here!

by wowluckyjack April 22, 2022

Half Sword

A physics-based medieval combat simulator set in the mid to late 15th century. It is developed by Half Sword Games and published by Game Seer.

Fella 1: "What's the block button for Half Sword?"
Fella 2: "It's a physics based game, there's no block button you blockhead!"

by cockerel July 6, 2025

borba sword

A sword that comes from the big boobs of a genshin impact mommy like raiden shogun

omg mommy please kill mem with your Borba sword

by borba sword January 5, 2022

Pen sword

The pen is mightier than the sword, but the pen sword is the mightiest. It can cut a line through paper with a blade of ink as easily as it can cut through flesh with a blade of steel.

"They said the pen was mightier than the sword, but now I give you this, THE PEN SWORD"
"Bro how much weed was in those brownies?"

by Seamus Bright September 16, 2022