This is a very crude synonym to the more technical term, masturbation. Once masturbation is brought to mind, you should understand the imagery that this term conveys. If you still don't get it, think male masturbation, and think of the "stone" as two stones instead of one.
Well, that was a long stressful day... I think it's time to relieve some stress, maybe an afternoon of trying to pull the sword from the stone will help.
by Aegis1 November 11, 2009
Get the trying to pull the sword from the stonemug. .
Mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."-Mitsurugi
by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025
Get the Mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."-Mitsurugimug. A particular star sign that looks like two lighted dildos sword fighting for world freedom as each star point lights up. An example of this poetic dance can be found after dark at the lighted sign outside Walli’s in Burton, Michigan.
by Corn & Rye November 26, 2022
Get the sword fighting dildosmug. The Sword in The Stone is when a woman is either lying on her back or is kneeling and a Man (or woman with any form of penis) bends down and deep throat piston fuck them until they orgasm.
Bro 1: Dude did you here, Jaxon and your mom re-enacted "The Sword in The stone".
Bro 2 (Slightly embarrassed and self-conscious): Come on bro, stop talking about my mom you know that's just mean.
Bro 1: You're right bro I'm sorry.
Bro 2: It's all right, now come over here and give papa some of that Portuguese breakfast.
Bro 1: UwU ok *rawr*
Bro 2 (Slightly embarrassed and self-conscious): Come on bro, stop talking about my mom you know that's just mean.
Bro 1: You're right bro I'm sorry.
Bro 2: It's all right, now come over here and give papa some of that Portuguese breakfast.
Bro 1: UwU ok *rawr*
by ElectricBoogalUwU August 23, 2019
Get the The Sword in The Stonemug. Guy1: I'm having a boner right now.
Guy2: Dude, u don't call it a boner! That's bland! Say boner sword! It sound more awesome.
Guy2: Dude, u don't call it a boner! That's bland! Say boner sword! It sound more awesome.
by YoMamaHasAids April 28, 2014
Get the boner swordmug. Originally from Skyrim, Lake Sword is a type of naked pose for sending someone nudes in a bubble bath with the bubble surrounding your penis as it emerges from the bath.
by MountainMen December 29, 2019
Get the Lake Swordmug. by Aids master 3 November 1, 2020
Get the The master swordmug.