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seal pose

During intercourse when in missionary, having your arms locked pushing down on a surface is called the seal pose. This is because you supposedly resemble a seal while going deeper into her
Her: damn u really in the seal pose right now?
Him: fuck ya im in seal pose it's better
Her: you look funny asf
by anonymous March 30, 2022
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greasing the seal

Post ejaculation of solo masturbation, said person takes their cum and rubs it inside and out of their asshole while making seal sounds.
"ARF! ARF! ARF! greasing the seal!"
by jimmy_chicken July 26, 2012
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Chubby seal

The cuteness you need in your life. much chonk. need 2 squeeze chonk.
Chubby seal1: " OMG! its chubby sealllll! "

Chubby seal2: " OMG! I NEED TO SQUEEZE! "
by hahagg100% March 31, 2022
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Seal

Sea creature, Also a way to close packages.
Example 1: Just went to the beach today. Saw a seal crawling out of the seawater! Cute.
Example 2: Hey man, Just finished making this phone, Now just have to seal it in a ziploc bag and hide it in it's box filled with packaging nuggets.
by Approaching Minimums July 2, 2022
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pet the seal

To masturbate. Visualize it and you will get it.
I'm sorry I can't go to your bullshit meeting, but taking the time to pet the seal would be more productive.
by Not Aaron Krause November 1, 2015
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Kelsey Seals

The most amazing big sister EVERRR!! <3 so anyone tht dont love her wit all yur heart GO FUCK A COW YOU HOOEEEE!!!
by Ashley567123469696 May 17, 2011
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