hush puppies

A pair of girls breasts so fine they make every bloke that gazes upon them forget what he was saying and fall into immediate silence until they disappear from view.
Bloke : "blah blah blah"
Hush puppies loom into view.
Silence whilst bloke can think of nothing else but this amazing pair.
Hush puppies move on.
Bloke's mouth now functions properly.
by Dave_1977 September 07, 2006
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Sweater Puppies

"WOW those puppies look adorable in those sweaters!!! <3"

"yea those are some ADORABLE Sweater Puppies!"
by daedali October 22, 2016
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Slush Puppies

To come over your partners breasts.
I just shot my load over her tits, it looks like a spilt slush puppies.
by Davie Scott December 15, 2008
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mud puppy

Slang word for a white woman who loves sex only with a black man.
Becky is such a mud puppy, she only wants a black man
by Rebecca69 May 19, 2006
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puppy pusher

when a black man with boyish good looks has brutal anal sex with someone.
Matt gave Elizabeth an extra hard puppy pusher.
by Kristopher Kearns August 13, 2004
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mud puppy

sexual act of shitting into another person's asshole; similar to reverse shitting
mark daigle gave his dad a mud puppy
by 11inchSofty April 10, 2010
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stroking the puppy

homosexual sex act, the two butt cheeks being the puppy, the insertion of the penis into the rectum, missionary is stroking.
a"I heard john's classical overture last knight"
b"oh really, and did it please you"
a"for a moment, although most of the fingering sounded as if he'd been stroking the puppy"
b"sticky fingers"
a"indeed"
by Phil Anthropy October 15, 2008
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