When a person goes the bathroom and plays Angry Birds. This usually involves sitting on the toilet for so long that your legs fall asleep.
Coworker : Man where have you been for the last hour?
Me : I had to take a bird shit its been a stressful day.
Coworker : I had one of those last week.
Me : I had to take a bird shit its been a stressful day.
Coworker : I had one of those last week.
by Nomah1000 July 11, 2012
A sexual act involving a minimum of 4 participants, one of whom being a girl.
The 3 men occupy the three main orphases and coordinate their movements so to simultaneously ejaculate 'filling' the female instantaneously. Thus expanding the female like the bird from shrek in the scene in which fiona sings until the bird expands and explodes.
The 3 men occupy the three main orphases and coordinate their movements so to simultaneously ejaculate 'filling' the female instantaneously. Thus expanding the female like the bird from shrek in the scene in which fiona sings until the bird expands and explodes.
dude 1: 'dude, shes fair hot'
dude 2: 'i reckon we should shrek bird her'
dude 1: 'ok me, you and who else?
dude 2: 'how bout garth?'
dude 2: 'i reckon we should shrek bird her'
dude 1: 'ok me, you and who else?
dude 2: 'how bout garth?'
by BenderBendingRodríguez69 November 07, 2010
Duolingo Bird is a murderous green grape that trys to teach you other languages. He does so by threatening you or a family member. His favourite language to teach is Spanish. He hates it when you break your streak. And for your safety, don't delete the app.
by SansFromUndertale May 24, 2019
"I wanna get you in the Georgia Dome on the fifty yard line
while the dirty birds kick for t'ree"
Ludacris - What's Your Fantasy
while the dirty birds kick for t'ree"
Ludacris - What's Your Fantasy
by malcontex August 21, 2008
A nutcase, often found browsing in New Age stores. There is a dispute among philologists whether the term originally referred to those who looked like birds or those feeding the birds.
Dude, I went to that alternative practitioner you recommended. What a bird person.
That protest sucked, just a bunch of bird people handing out vegan stew.
That protest sucked, just a bunch of bird people handing out vegan stew.
by bird-man May 05, 2008
An app with green pigs who steal eggs from birds who can't ever remember to keep them safe and get really pissed when they get stolen, even though they should've done a better job protecting them.
by sloteneggsman August 11, 2012
it is a quick washing of the genitals just to make them fresh in the chance you may get action. bird bath b/c it is a small bath and b/c if you wanted to you could dip your balls in a bird bath (or the sink) and wash them. The intent is to wash away potential ball sweat which can dissuade a lady from give a bj
by the maker of words March 30, 2006