Person 1:AHHH WHAT WAS THAT?!!!
Person 2: You've been sniped.
Person 1:Dude I told you not to use your sniper jizz on me!
Person 2: You've been sniped.
Person 1:Dude I told you not to use your sniper jizz on me!
by chupe13 July 03, 2010
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by Joseph smith123 December 15, 2017
A "jizz shart" is the after math of letting your partner finish inside you during anal. After anal sex, you will literally shart out the jizz.
Example: "Me and Eric had anal last night and he came in my ass. Shortly after, I kept jizz sharting."
Example: "Me and Eric had anal last night and he came in my ass. Shortly after, I kept jizz sharting."
"Me and Eric had anal last night and he came in my ass. Shortly after, I kept jizz sharting."
"I hate how after anal, you jizz shart."
"I hate how after anal, you jizz shart."
by dirtydan87 October 20, 2014
A rather excellent song by the eclectic outfit, Baptist & The Obscures. The name is rather a rip off of the superb funk tune, 'Squib Cakes' by Tower of Power.
A - Good grief, did you hear Jizz Cakes the other night??
B - Yeah man i did, blew my testis, mind and soul.
B - Yeah man i did, blew my testis, mind and soul.
by marabousteak January 25, 2011
Man1: Hey, what are you going to do today man?
Man2: Gonna donate some sperm.
Man1: You mean for free?
Man2: No, I'm gonna get paid.
Man1: Oh Shit, You Jizz pimping!!!
Man2: Gonna donate some sperm.
Man1: You mean for free?
Man2: No, I'm gonna get paid.
Man1: Oh Shit, You Jizz pimping!!!
by Jachze February 23, 2010
A small ammount of semen that forms a pool in ones navel. Common practice amongst navel fethishists. One can be made easily by masturbating while laying down.
Dude, this chick I was banging last night had a super sexy belly button. So when I pulled out, I gave her a jizz pool.
by £low January 10, 2014