Shlong-bong

When a female is sucking your dick with warm or ice cold water in her mouth. She inhales bouncing her tongue between your D and the water making a bong inhale noise and a jacuzzi massage function on your Dick

Popps wife gave a lot of shlong-bongs....allegedly

by Robert Robert May 18, 2021

Mayonnaise bong

To hit the mayonnaise bong, is to suck a cock until it cums.

Hit that mayonnaise bong.

by Killerzeek October 14, 2017

Johnny Bong

A Johnny Bong is when a Stoner of the human variety smokes the weed in the method of a “Johnny” otherwise known as a “Joint” or “Blunt”, but instead of inhaling at the end of the rolled kush, the vessel of the Kush is inserted into a bowl piece on a Waterbong.

Stoner_HUMAN-1 : “Hey my bowl piece is partially broke and can’t hold much weed, Let’s Johnny Bong it!”
Stoner_HUMAN-2 : “Heck yeah! Good idea neighbor!”

by Totally-A-human_Stoner April 11, 2021

Gravity Bong

A wrench cap shoved in a melted water bottle cap screwed on to a water bottle that’s pulled out of a big cup of water. Used to smoke marijuana

I’m gonna build a gravity bong

by Xanessa December 10, 2020

Room Bong

A room bong is the action getting high only by smelling all the belongings (particularly sheets) in a room in which weed is regularly smoked for a very long time.

Dude 1: *out of weed
Dude 1: hey man, I'm out of stock. You have some?
Dude 2: Nah dude, let's go to my place and do room bong.

by braveman February 2, 2020

Bong Bunyip

Someone who drinks the bong water out of a smoked bong

Fuckkk johno you love that bong water ay, your the biggest Bong Bunyip

by BigChicken02 May 24, 2023

Dong With a Bong

The sexual position of a guy placing his dick between the tits of a woman while simultaneously the man takes a toke of his bong. The act is best performed with the man standing, while the woman is on her knees pressing her tits together to squeeze the man's dick. Lube and good weed always helps. Best done as a dare to the woman after a night of hottubing, and can easily lead to many other positions.

My buddy suggested a Dong with a Bong if the girl did not answer the trivia question correctly.

by Libtarb August 15, 2021