A short person who incessantly brags to young children about his height in order to impress them and boost his own self esteem due to his underlying lack of confidence.
God dammit, I hate it when that stupid Nelson starts bragging to toddlers about being 5'8, when the kid's fucking 5'3.
by Mrs beast February 24, 2020
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To get someone in a full Nelson chokehold, then fuck them in the ass, traditionally without lube. Much like how the church has fucked millions of people out of 10% of their income while investing it to the tune of over 100 BILLION dollars in real estate.
To get someone in a full Nelson chokehold, then fuck them in the ass, traditionally without lube. Much like how the church has fucked millions of people out of 10% of their income while investing it to the tune of over 100 BILLION dollars in real estate.
You'd better pay that 10% or you're not going to see your family in the afterlife, and we're give you the Rusty Nelson.
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