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karma

A series of unfortunate events that amount to one giant catastrophic shit heading directly for your face......and your wallet. An unavoidable unpleasantness that will level you to the cockroaches.

A very rare event that only happens when the universe decided to drop the ball on giving back to a Douchebag the devastating shit he didn't think twice about shoveling out.

When a real dick of a person crosses a Lesley, in a really low way. It may be a month or a year, hell even 5 years later, she will wait for the opportune moment, and when it's clear life hasn't paid you back yet, The Lesley will deploy a very complicated and yet untraceable series of events that make your life a constant giant headache. You will regret the day you ever wronged a Lesley.
Did you know that guy that wronged that Lesley like 10 years ago, well you better believe Karma completely destroyed the amazing life he had planned. It all started....
by FakeIt.TillUMakeIt March 7, 2022
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karma golf

The practice of intentionally losing karma in TTT and its derivatives because in golf, a lower score is better
1: GET BANNED AND TAKE THE L
2: I was just playing karma golf
by NerdAnnihilator May 12, 2021
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El Karma

The bilingual nickname that tells people you're the true embodiment of karma itself. (El = The)
"They call me El Karma, my fellow waste of human life"
by BadLuckYouth August 26, 2021
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karma

person 1: dude did you hear she backstabbed them??
person 2: yeah. that’s why she got her karma.
by cambryyyy June 5, 2021
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Push karma

A person who retaliates with vengeance for any real or perceived slight or wrong doing. When someone is wronged they push karma by responding with another punishable offense. These actions are performed with the intention of exacting karmic retribution but only succeed in creating more karma for oneself. An example would be to “clap back” to someone on the internet for insulting you. Responding may be necessary in some cases, but you would be pushing karma to respond in an equally insulting manner.
I would have slapped her but I’m not here to push karma.
by Chene1011 June 10, 2021
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by Adujasty343 July 10, 2025
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by Adujasty343 July 10, 2025
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