Nothing

The only thing that ever happens

Josh:nothing ever happens
1000 people simultaneously:correct

by Doge ultima February 24, 2025

Nothing

Nothing

Nothing

by Move I’m gay April 9, 2019

nothing

nothing

person 1: nothing

person 2: nothing

by Daner WJ YT September 7, 2020

Nothing in one hand and shit in the other

Neither of your two options are good. But one is just plain out shitty.

Jimmy: Unemployed David has a job offer for only $5hr.
Billy: Well he’s got nothing in one hand and shit in the other.

by Juice delhagen April 28, 2022

The Nothing Nap

The period of time when a person is semiconscious, when their brain is empty but they are not asleep.

I took the nothing nap on my way to town. I both do and do not remember the trip.

by BraveGuide July 18, 2023

nothing poo bleh

Nothing you stupid bitch

“Hey watcha doin?”
“Nothing poo bleh”

by Linkon-king11 May 24, 2018

Collin has nothing to do with randy

Collin has nothing to do with randy

Collin has nothing to do with randy

by Real Alberto June 1, 2022