Blueberry Facial

When a man chokes a girl until her face turns purple and then cums on her face.

She likes it rough so she got a blueberry facial last night!

by italionostalliono May 23, 2024

Faeces Facial

A kinky sexual ritual where one specimen shits into a container of melted ice cream. Wait 10 minutes until mixing the juices. While mixing and laxatives. Then use the cream as shaving cream.

This morning I used my Faeces Facial and I fell fresh.

by CacAflac January 19, 2018

Facial taint

Facial taint is the skin space between your nose and your mouth. The space where your mustache lives.

Tony Selleck's mustache is so glorious because he has significant facial taint.

by Austintatiousrows April 19, 2018

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by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 3, 2025

Ballpeen Facial

When a male is assaulted and murdered and the attacker cuts off their balls and penis, shoving the whole package into the mouth of the victim

That fella over at the club named Vinnie mustve really pissed the Boss off. They found him this morning after he obviously received a ballpeen facial.

by DollarGeneralParknLotPimp September 8, 2025

facial 69

Simultaneous face licking between two people.

It started out innocent enough, but then she went for the facial 69, and I knew she wanted me.

by DizzzzzzyT July 7, 2022

fruity facial

When your girlfriend is laying down putting cucumbers on her eyes and rubbing strawberry juice on her face and then all of a sudden you blow your load onto her face.

Dan: "Hey what were you doing last night?"
Jeff: "I was giving Jennifer a fruity facial. Man you should've seen the look on her face!"

by kooljess702 August 29, 2017