by Gingerbollocks May 03, 2020
A vulgar phrase, meant to simultaneously describe the act, displeasure, ridiculousness, and frustration of being attacked and/or bombarded by a swarm of any flying, winged creature(s), to the point of having said creature(s), their body parts, or any debris being carried by them ending up in the eyes and/or facial orifices resulting in disorientation or mild discomfort.
Meant to use some of the parallels related to acts of sexual climax onto one's face to "colourfully" convey a message of feeling "pursued" by forces that have no interest in such acts. Usually meant to convey, frustration or a alternate sense of humour about the situation.
Meant to use some of the parallels related to acts of sexual climax onto one's face to "colourfully" convey a message of feeling "pursued" by forces that have no interest in such acts. Usually meant to convey, frustration or a alternate sense of humour about the situation.
These mosquitos are relentless! They're getting in my eyes, mouth, nose, ears, and hair.
It's like I'm getting a winged facial!
It's like I'm getting a winged facial!
by Demented Definitions May 22, 2019
When you’re about to cum during anal sex, you pull it out and spray your muddy load all over your partners face thus resulting in a muddy facial.
by Muddyme December 09, 2023
As Braden hit send on a text from no return, he knew he may as well be in a tattoo parlor receiving a facial tattoo.
by von groovy July 17, 2024
by Becky#1 September 15, 2021
Let's give this white slut our racial's facials
by Zsix-Rendering September 19, 2022
The result of a imprecise male ejaculation onto ones face. If ejaculate lands on, or drips onto the receiving parties hair, they now have facial hair.
by SomethingALittleMoreSpecial November 30, 2022