alternative-extremity offer

Describes da massaging/cradling equivalent of da classic romantically-pleasant "kiss my forehead instead of my cheek or hand" maneuver --- it entails your smilingly holding out your hand or foot to a snuggly companion when whatever other portion of your body dat he had originally wanted to worship wif his hands and/or lips would be inconvenient or painful to allow him access to at da time.

Tiffany sometimes has to perform paperwork and/or computer-keyboarding during occasions when I'm hanging out wif her, and so she cannot always hold hands wif me on every instance when I desire it. But being a totally considerate and cuddly gal herself, she always makes sure to still allow me to be "soothed 'n' satisfied" by her warm softness on those occasions; she simply extends --- literally --- an alternative-extremity offer to me by presenting me wif five pretty toes and pleasantly saying, "My hands are busy right now --- have a foot!"

by QuacksO June 7, 2021

Extreme sledding

Extreme sledding is when you tie a sled to the back of a truck and get pulled around on it.

Last weekend my buddys and I went extreme sledding and we got up to 55 mph with me on the back.

by ThePatriot1991 February 19, 2010

Extreme Sports Club

A club for sexist boys, not men, that think they are more extreme than everyone else. No girls are allowed because the boys are afraid of being pwned.

David is a n00b, so he joined the Extreme Sports Club.

by Hmmamamamama October 17, 2008

Extreme Puddle Jumping

Extreme Puddle Jumping is a new form of PARKOUR where friends go outside on a rainy day i jump from puddle to puddle normally singing as they jump and performing a variety of tricks.

"Yo mary let's go extreme puddle jumping!"
*Looks at weather, sees rain for thursday.*
"Alright Bob the weather looks prime for thursday!"

by Bob McFergie January 9, 2012

glandcanyon extreme

Gland canyon extreme is referring to a " often busy" or having multple children,woman's vagina. To say it's small would be lyin'

Now that I'm matured,I find a womens vagina more appealing if it's a glandcanyon extreme,I won't tolerate much else.

by Peteandbird April 2, 2023

spicy grind extreme

when you have coconut oil up your ass and you’re giving someone diet cum and you’re eating mint gelato

hey bbg wanna come down to my house and get some spicy grind extreme

by troy bolton x gabriella montez August 6, 2022

Questions Under Extreme Esoterical Leniency (Queer)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Questions Under Extreme Esoterical Leniency (Queer).

by TheGravelOfAConundrum January 20, 2025