Coming or Going

When someone is so fat, if you could only see their midsection, you'd wonder if they were facing you or facing away.

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A - Damn, look at that fat bitch!
B - Coming or going.

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Rosie O'Donnell has a genuine case of "Coming or Going"

by Llamallord May 28, 2010

come over and chill

come over and have sex

Guy: "Hey u wna come over and chill?"
Girl: "K"

by lotta0000 July 31, 2011

Come Honor Face

Exactly what it sound's like.

Dude 1: "So what do I do instead of using a condom?"
Dude 2: "You come honor face!"

by Incognitoyou'regay June 21, 2009

Coming out of the closet

The act of a homosexual becoming open about his/her sexuality towards the same gender.

Did you hear? Jeff is coming out of the closet! This means he won't need to hide his feelings towards men anymore.

by Kraldasicko August 16, 2012

come to jesus meeting

A meeting where someone close to you (e.g. friend, family, etc.) are confronted over behavior that's causing consternation that's negatively effecting your relationship.

"You and your brother need to have a come to jesus meeting over you always having to do his chores and yours."

by DC Daly May 12, 2009

Mom Come Quick

A game where you are jerking off and you yell "Mom Come Quick". The objective of the game is to nut before your mom enters the room.

Yeah man!! I has playing Mom Come Quick all night yesterday.

by DickSplash191 September 25, 2017

Come to Jesus talk

If you're going to perform...PERFORM! Or we'll find someone who will! A conversation usually between an employee and employer.

Looks like we're going to have a come to Jesus talk with Teddy if he wants to keep his job.

by Honey Pooh February 1, 2015