click attender

Someone who claims to go to a specific event by clicking the "Attending" button on Facebook but never shows up when the actual event takes place. An easy way for one to pretend having a busy social life while actually staying home watching Netflix all time, and a great annoyance to the host of said event.

"Hey, I see you're going to John's party tonight?"
"Nah, I'm just click attending."

"Don't count on Alicia to show up, she's just a click attender"

by ChippieBW November 28, 2016

pity click

Noun or verb: Sympathetically clicking "like" or an emoticon on the posting of an unattractive or unpopular FaceBook friend in order to help maintain the life-sustaining illusion that their lives are interesting. A low risk / low effort virtual version of the Pity Fuck.

Unaware that all of Lisa's responses to his FaceBook postings were just pity clicks, Warren made a beeline for her at the class reunion, thinking after 25 years he would finally score..

by The Working Dead July 01, 2016

Click & Clack's As the Wrench Turns

An adult animated television series produced by Atomic Cartoons and airs on PBS. The series follows the adventures of the brothers Click and Clack from their auto repair shop, Car Talk Plaza.

Click & Clack's As the Wrench Turns is the worst PBS show ever.

by SPrice1980 April 27, 2022

incessant clicking

unpleasant continuous noise

Since this morning, my computer system developed an incessant clicking noise coming through the speakers.

by Tanglish July 30, 2014

clicking on heads

Playing a shooter game such as COD or Fortnite where getting a headshot deals extra damage.

1: Hey, what do you do on weekends?
2: Been clicking on heads in the new COD, you?
1: Sick, what's your K/D ratio?

by blue_heart November 22, 2024

Click Candy

A type of clickbait that delivers what's promised in the title or the thumbnail.

Stereotypical sidekick 1: Dude, have you seen the "Why are 96000000 black balls on this reservoir" video?
Stereotypical sidekick 2: Nah, it's probably clickbait.
Stereotypical sidekick 1: You would be surprised, because that's totally not clickbait. That's click candy!

by Gal Anonim August 02, 2019

click clack

when a skateboarders trick always bounce off the ground.

dude tanners switch fs flips are all click clack

by click clack239 March 13, 2011