carsons a girl that's funny, sweet, pretty, and smart, and shes fucking adorable when she gets mad at me for making a "joke" flirt at her. I dunno how she loves me. she's slightly insecure but I wish she'd see she's beautiful. she's so lovely it's not even funny bro. she's a goofy tsundere and she keeps denying it, but she knows it's true. her sweet little mind knows no bounds to how she loves, yet she's too afraid to say it. well, I love you too caraon, and I want you to know that, sweetheart <3
by 8ightism March 20, 2023

carson is so cool boi!!!!!!!!!!!
by bnefvejvabakcdcvevh May 15, 2019

A really nice, smart, funny guy. Outgoing and good at making friends. A relatively attractive person. Often liking people who's names also start with C, or sound familiar to their own (Ex. Chloe.) Usually has a type for blondes with blue eyes.
Also, buy the Carson mug.
Also, buy the Carson mug.
by ..*Insert_name_here*.. March 7, 2023

Carson Weed is a middle school student with blonde hair. He is a mega duchebag who gets no action. Carson Weed is also secretly gay and has dreams of becoming a pornstar with lots of hairy men.
by MisterFister69420 May 14, 2021

by Hurricanesfan123 February 24, 2023
