carson

a midget who plays Fortnite in your room until you die of short-person poisoning.

Carson a piece of shit.

by carsonstinkyatfrt February 27, 2024

carson blackwood

A sexy body with abs and a 12 feet Dick and is rinch and a gang leader that will soon take over the world

It's Fucking Carson Blackwood Nigga

by judies brown June 15, 2017

Carson

Super sheltered boy. Likes straw hats. Does NOT know how to rap. Contagiously Christian

Carson: what’s a tampon
Girl 1: *laughs*
Girl 2: *also laughs*
Carson: *confused noise*

by Illfinishthatforya October 26, 2019

Carson

Carson has the biggest dick known to man kind

person 1 : “oh hi carson”
person 2 : “oh his dick is massive”

by Joel embid May 10, 2022

Mrs carson

gives out snacks and sells snacks at a middle school. gets lot of monayyy :) and she is very protective and out going. also likes taking pictures.

my teacher mrs carson is the besttt

by amnarreee May 13, 2022

Carson Williams

The mad lad who made the famous/viral 2005 Christmas Light Show "Wizards in Winter"

Carson Williams made the Wizards in Winter Christmas light show

by Cambam826 September 11, 2022

Olivia Mazyck Carson

Olivia Mazyck Carson is the most beautiful, Loyal, and caring person I have ever met. She is very kind will always be there when you need her, when your down she will always be there to bring you up. If you ever need her no matter what she'll help how ever she can. From her beautiful smile to her glowing personality she is just the all around greatest person that you ever met. If you ever get the pleasure to meet someone that's just a third of the person she is then your are still in good shape. Ever since I met her my life turned upside down even tho I didn't know what to expect when I first met her. But I know now that I definitely made the right move. She makes me smile, and laugh. When I think about loosing her it makes me feel like i'm about to puke for the thought of loosing the person that cares the most about you and that cares for you with all her heart. If you ever get to be as lucky as me with a girl like her that I know you will live a great life because there is no one better for you to be with then a girl like Olivia who loves you with all her heart no matter what happens and who will defend you even if it's against her best friends, you should know she'll always have you'r back so don't do anything to mess it up and loose one of the most amazing girls you'll ever know and come to love.

Olivia Mazyck Carson is an amazing person and if you let her go then your a fucking idiot because she is one of the best people you'll ever meet and if you actually get to know her you'll find out she's a beautiful angel mixed in with normal people.

by People's Name's Meaning's June 10, 2019