Carson

A guy who owns 3 of the same sweatshirts and lets a foreigner cut his hair; a dumb ass bitch

Carson eats a jumbo burrito and 3 tacos, breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

by Heyhoehey69 November 4, 2019

Soggy Carson

Fellow kinfolk gather around a kneeled Carson and unload the legacy of their future generations.

Pullover! Let’s get a quick round of soggy Carson in before we get there.

by Jum9/7/ October 6, 2023

carson and derek

Underground badass kids that do crazy shit and live life to the fullest while apart of the underground duo group atk.

Damn bro that’s carson and derek

by ATKINTHISMF February 1, 2022

Skittles (Carson)

Skittles (Carson) is a funny, gorg, and optimistic lad. He is full of joy with the right amount of anger, which makes him better than the rest. He is very lovable 😫

Person 1: I was talking to my really amazing friend earlier, teehee🤭

Person2: What’s their name?

Person1: Skittles (Carson)!

by Skaty October 2, 2022

Carson

Carson is an athletic guy who doesn’t care too much about grades or how people look at him. Carson is a shy guy but once you get to know him, he can be the best of friends. Carson is very good with women but doesn’t see it. Girls fall at his feet but he never pays enough attention to see how much a girl will like him. Carson is a guy who parties hard smokes a bunch of dope and fucks lots of bitches who he doesn’t care about.

Dang.. Carson is such a stud and popular guy. I just want to be like him

by Sexy nigga 69 April 10, 2019

Carson

Carson is that digga,he always be goonking and dooking all ova tha place. He always be da smartest in da room and knows how he Finna pull up and get all the bitches.

That nigga a real carson

by Anonymous nutsack annihilator January 11, 2022

Carson

A bop whore who always goes back to his ginger ex because he can’t love anyone else,

Bro you know carson? That’s the kid that leads girls on but ends up going back to his ex.

by certifiedbopness March 20, 2024