Jeff: "should I get the blue crocs or the red crocs."
Dan: "Boi U Better hurry or ill slap yo a** b**ch"
Jeff: "Ok geesh goodness me?!"
Dan: "Boi U Better hurry or ill slap yo a** b**ch"
Jeff: "Ok geesh goodness me?!"
by justcallmechickennugget May 15, 2018

Neighborhood kid: when I grow up I want one million dollars!
Neighborhood Philosopher: Don't strive to be better than less than mid , sonny boy.
Neighborhood Philosopher: Don't strive to be better than less than mid , sonny boy.
by Thepinknudle July 18, 2022

A phrase used by lesbian teenage girls who are best friends with the girl you’re dating. They use this phrase to attempt to intimidate you, but it really doesn’t work and makes them seem stupid.
Mary: “She’s my best friend, so you better not hurt her!”
Bob: “What the hell are you going to do if I hurt her without getting somebody else involved? I’m almost six feet at the age of 14, lift weights at home, and have beaten up a bully of mine before. Tell me: how are you going to do anything?”
Mary: “Uhhhhh...”
Bob: “That’s what I thought.”
Bob: “What the hell are you going to do if I hurt her without getting somebody else involved? I’m almost six feet at the age of 14, lift weights at home, and have beaten up a bully of mine before. Tell me: how are you going to do anything?”
Mary: “Uhhhhh...”
Bob: “That’s what I thought.”
by s a n d March 23, 2020

son: I want to work but I dont want to nigger at McDonalds or Burger King, or perform some other unqualified job.
father: I have a solution for you. Shut up, get an education and then later on get a better paying job. Brandon, either become self employed, or go work in construction so you can later pull yourself up by your boot straps to hopefully open your own construction firm
father: I have a solution for you. Shut up, get an education and then later on get a better paying job. Brandon, either become self employed, or go work in construction so you can later pull yourself up by your boot straps to hopefully open your own construction firm
by Sexydimma August 26, 2013

Eddie Munson deserved better, he is the best character.
Nancy should have been in Eddie’s place. Although she was not a terrible character, Eddie deserved better.
Nancy should have been in Eddie’s place. Although she was not a terrible character, Eddie deserved better.
by eddiemunsondeservedbetter July 6, 2022

It's a typical Hindu Buddhism phrase that basically says I'm high on life yeah cool Buddhist fashion.
master: Did you not turn on the light it clicked and the switch used the electrons?.
Student: If you listen to yourself you will hear incense can still smoke better.
Student: If you listen to yourself you will hear incense can still smoke better.
by Wow,you know, March 12, 2023

by emily sucks March 7, 2022
