Anal August

If you have intercourse it needs to be anal. No blowjobs, titjobs or creampies.

Bitch: Tries putting dick in pussy
Male hot boi: No it's anal August *puts dick in ass*

by MeminDemon November 14, 2019

August 2

National Shit Day

it’s shit day on august 2

by kakajsj May 30, 2022

August 28th

national tell your girlfriend her pubes look great day

“Hey babe it’s August 28th and you pubes look amazing”

by cornychips August 28, 2022

August 14th

National grab your girlfriends ass day.

“happy August 14th!”

by djdjiwjdkd August 15, 2021

August 25

National go do something fun with your bestie day

On August 25 you have to hang out with your bestie

by Mlcg1 August 24, 2022

August 15

The day when you and your soulmate go to a weird place

August 15

by De ce February 23, 2021

august heads

Jack Antonoff refers to people who like the song "august" as august heads, on Taylor Swift's folklore album.

A Tweet - jackantonoff: that ones for my little august heads out there.

by hailey grey December 13, 2020