American Beauty

An American Beauty is when a blatantly racist and homophobic co worker who also happens to be a closeted homosexual is really angry about there lot in life. Then one day they drunkenly make a pass at a straight co worker and get rejected. Things turn dark quickly when the racist hillbilly shoots up his work place the next day.

Did you hear about Harry? He got rejected by Sam and pulled an American Beauty the next day.

by GoPhuckYourSelf69 August 27, 2018

McAll-American

an amazing blend of flavors. McDouble cheeseburger with one McDonald's apple pie sandwiched in between the burger patties. Invented by Tim on October 15, 2010.

Wow, this McAll-American sure is tasty. I am so full of American pride right now.

by America F-yeah October 17, 2010

American hypocrisy

American hypocrisy is when an American makes memes/jokes mocking other nations on their events, but get offended when someone busts a joke about two towers that played Jenga.

Karen: Ever notice there are no fat men in Japan? That’s because last time there was a Fat Man it killed 80,000 people.

Eric: What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.

Karen: THAT’S NOT FUNNY. 9/11 WAS A TRUE AMERICAN TRAGEDY AND ATTACK ON OUR FREEDOM!!!!!!

Eric: smh you cannot make jokes about others without being able to take one. THIS is American hypocrisy at its finest.

by TapiocaPuddin’ September 10, 2022

Colonel American

The dialect of American English spoken among the social strata whose members have the greatest opportunity to become linguists. Often erroneously described as a General, despite not having earned such a promotion.

There's no rod-ride merger in Colonel American.

by ___alphabet___ July 6, 2023

American goulash

Ground beef, elbow macaroni and tomato sauce.

My nephew can't cook to save his life, but even he knows how to make American goulash.

by BornBlitzed November 21, 2011

American TikTokers

People well known for not following COVID-19 guidelines. People who believe that if they have a blue tick next to their username that it means they are immune to COVID-19. They tend to hang around in large groups, party and lots more. They also tend to not wear masks or social distance, yk... considering they are all from different households unless they are sharing a house. (hype house *ahem*) Anyway, THEY ALSO LIKE TO VAPE UNDERAGED!!

Person: I am gonna join TikTok!
Person2: Please don't turn out to be like those American TikTokers...
Person: Why not?
Person2: Read the above :/

by Pog2024 January 27, 2021

American bottle

basically a game of american football but using a plastic bottle and usually a lot rougher

dude 1: dude i wanna play some american football
dude 2: but we dont have a ball
dude 1: fuck it just use this bottle (chucks bottle at dude 2, then wipes him out) AMERICAN BOTTLE!!!

by Krips June 29, 2008