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Crispy Kobe

Referring to the leaked photos of the wreckage of Kobe Byrant's helicopter crash, referring to his charred corpse. "Crispy Kobe" is a kind of "cat-call" meant to purely piss off fans.
Damn the cav's lost to the lakers again. But guess what. Ha! Crispy Kobe.
Lakers Fan: You racist fuck, I'll beat your ass.
by CrispehKobe May 5, 2022
mugGet the Crispy Kobemug.

Crispy

A blond woman of white origin, usually american, that is not from your culture and is not accepted by your family.

Crispy is the incorrect way of saying kristie, an abbreviation of the name Kristina.
Me: I have to go meet Crispy tomorrow.

Bro: But bro, i thought your family didnt approve of her.

Me: Yes they dont, but they still dont know about her.
by dubmono February 29, 2024
mugGet the Crispymug.

CRISPY

by boislayerha April 8, 2020
mugGet the CRISPYmug.

Crispy ghost

When a man wipes the end of his dick off after cumming with a Kleenex and it dries standing up looking like a ghost.
Oh man, you have a whole graveyard of crispy ghosts by your bed!
by Squeeler5000 May 31, 2025
mugGet the Crispy ghostmug.

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