Pineapple Person

a young male who idolizes the youtuber ishowspeed and grows their hair to resemble SpongeBob's house, a ROBLOX bacon hair noob or the child embodiment of the Island Boys. They sometimes pretend to be black but are often 12 year old white kids who play Da Hood on ROBLOX and chase e thots, but they actually pull no bitches.

"dude look at that kid over there, he looks like a pineapple person"

by shark00hunter November 1, 2022

Pineapple Smoothies

OK, I'M SORRY, HOW STUPID ARE YOU? FIRST, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A PINEAPPLE IS, AND NOW YOU HAVE TO SEARCH FOR A PPIINNEEAAPPPPLLEE SSMMOOTTHHIIEE!!!!!!!!!!! WHO THE HECK ARE YOU ANYWAY? AND WHY ARE YOU SSOO SSTTUUPPIIDD?!?!?!?!

YOU'RE JUST AN IDIOT! YOU SHOULD KNOW WHAT PINEAPPLES AND PINEAPPLE SMOOTHIES ARE!

by MysteriousBaldCreature12345 February 20, 2018

Bloody Pineapple

When you forcefully insert an unshaved pineapple into a random person's anal cavity against their will.

I'm gonna use a bloody pineapple on dis hoe.

by Booty ripper August 23, 2016

pineapple pussy

After a girl shaves and the hair is still pokey.

"when is the last time you shaved? feels like you got some pineapple pussy."

by Guy Necology September 12, 2021

Pineapple Hairs

Another word for the leaves at the top of a pineapple.

Person one: “You should not eat the pineapple hairs”
Person two: “pineapple hairs??”
Person one: “look it up”

by madethisacountforpineapplehair June 16, 2020

Pineapple hairs

The green things on top of a pineapple as named by anix in his latest YouTube Video. Please subscribe

Gordon Ramsay: YOU NEED TO CUT PF THE PINEAPPLE HAIRS YOU DISGUSTING PEASANT
Contestant: Ok I Will Cut Off The Pineapple hairs next time...

by yelram June 16, 2020

Mangled Pineapple

A woman’s vagina

I was up in her mangled pineapple

by Beckyac May 29, 2021