Taking a Linda

Take a Linda. (Verb)
To profusely shit from a prolapsed and gaping asshole all while eating a bowl of yogurt topped with dehydrated fruit and granola. Helps to clomplete the action if checkung e-mail or snail mail.

She's been in the bathroom for over an hour! Is she taking a Linda?

by WilsonWhisp June 13, 2018

Taking the Mickey

Irish slang

Taking the mickey out of someone.
To tease, make fun of someone, fooling someone, Almost always meant in a light-hearted way.

"Taking the piss" means pretty much exactly the same thing.
"Take the mick" variant, is more often used in the UK.

"Ah sure, I'm only taking the Mickey. I wasn't serious."

"What? Please tell me you're only taking the mickey?"

by Aingeal1 June 14, 2018

Taking one for the team

Essentially getting with the most hideous out of a group of potential mates. Typically used in male circles about women, calling this individual the grenade. Doing this would allow for friends to get some.

You'd really be taking one for the team man.

by CaptainKekon August 12, 2018

Taking A Cord

The art of taking a big shit, usually wet, usually flaming hot as it leaves your asshole.

I’m taking a cord right now, I’ll call you later.

by WhoNeverLearns October 26, 2018

Taking the trout by the hair of a plum pie

A slang phrase used in U.K. English to mean a misunderstanding or lapse in judgement.

This last question on the test is really taking the trout by the hair of a plum pie. (It was difficult and the speaker didn't understand it.)

by Wordmate October 29, 2018

Taking a H

Taking a H is when someone says they "hate" you.

Jake: Your mom is gay
Me: I hate you Jake
Jake just took a H
Jake 2 hours later: It's hard taking a H

by QUinn YodEr December 14, 2018

Taking the chickens to Cambridge

Euphemism for a middle aged man persuading numerous 'hens' into his car to show them a good time away from his wife.

We're going on holiday with the family but first I'm taking the chickens to Cambridge

by JeffyWys February 13, 2019