A husband who nickel and dimes his wife, expecting her to pay him or buy him all kinds of stuff (often with money she doesn't have) in exchange for very minimal and unsatisfying sex. He also often keeps her secluded from the outside world in a cult-like fashion.
Name is derived from L. Ron Hubbard, who was the con man founder of the Church of Scientology, which is based on pseudoscience and requires followers to pay large sums of money in exchange for very minimal spiritual advice.
Name is derived from L. Ron Hubbard, who was the con man founder of the Church of Scientology, which is based on pseudoscience and requires followers to pay large sums of money in exchange for very minimal spiritual advice.
"Jeez, I really want to take Linda out and show her what a good time is all about, but she has such an L. Ron Hubby."
"I know his dick is like an E-meter, she paid him all that money, and it hardly moved at all!"
"I know his dick is like an E-meter, she paid him all that money, and it hardly moved at all!"
by DreamReaper December 28, 2023
Get the L. Ron Hubbymug. Ron Imhoff is a nickname for an individual that has had no success in their career, especially athletes, due to drug problems that include meth. This is named after the infamous MMA fighrer Ron "Stinkbug" Imhoff from Davenport, IA that had a foolish 1-16 MMA record and had noted his training included heavy meth and wrestling with Devon.
by Jeffbowman October 13, 2025
Get the Ron Imhoffmug. She’s kind, beautiful, resilient and smart. Please don’t call her Sharon, it’s pronounced Sha-Ron! A Queen and ruler by nature. She will conquer and task with thoughtfulness, grace and humor. She’s a problem solver and best friend, who observes patterns before making a righteous assessment. Because she is so down to earth and confident, she tends to attract others in need of love. She has so much to give, but if she deems her efforts are not appreciated, she will easily grow cold. She detests liars and wears her heart on her sleeve. Her warm and genuine disposition and her sense of fashion in addition to her gift of intuition; having Sha-Ron in your life is only an asset. Anything she touches turns to gold! Good luck with keeping her around. Only the genuine and pure at heart will remain in her life.
by Sha-Ron not Sharon November 23, 2021
Get the Sha-Ronmug. 
When someone you are close with suddenly stops communicating with you without warning and without a trace.
We were good friends and classmates but one day he suddenly fell off the face of the earth. I think he is Ronning me.
by Ginger Snap Take a Nap August 29, 2023
Get the Ronningmug. by Kanye Everest West November 23, 2021
Get the Ronmug. A guy who is super homophobic and outspoken about gays to cover up being gay and still in the closet.
by Husky boy 1969 April 15, 2023
Get the Ron dongmug.