tub-e-atosis

a common post-condition that occurs when you consume friendly libations and proceed to go into a hot tub for an extended period of time and then exit to find unique symptoms included but not limited to: parched mouth, delirium, paralytic mobility, light headedness, dyschronometria and overall sense of drowsiness

"Hey Dan and Rob, I noticed you were drinking earlier.. don't stay in the hot tub too much longer, you may get a tub-e-atosis"

"We invited Steve to Christmas dinner but we soon realized that he was displaying symptoms of tub-e-atosis"

"What was he doing??"
"He was totally paralytic"

by Flighty January 31, 2019

Tub o' landslide

The Suffolk word for peanut butter.

oi mate I'm going to go make me a tub o' landslide sandwich

by Z4CH4 April 14, 2024

tub

a fat or overweight person

Tracy: Hey look at that fat guy!
Alexa: Sheeeeesh he’s a tub

by shsjbdksnsowhr May 7, 2021

shot tubbing

Taking shots of liquor while hot tubbing.

"Woo hoo!! We're goin' shot tubbing!!"

by Sugar Layne October 19, 2012

Hot tub

Place where men, who are friends, enjoy chilling but five feet appart each other because they are not gay.

"Two bros chilling in a hot tub five feet appart 'cause they're not gay!"

by PTM2019 January 15, 2019

Jellyfish in the hot tub

Committing the act of jizzing in a hot tub

Sorry man I left some jellyfish in the hot tub last night

by Dick tundo June 16, 2024

Tub Coffee

Coffee that one enjoys in the tub and or shower. A tub coffee is traditionally black coffee but can we enjoyed as any kind of coffee.

The was a good cup of tub coffee

by funny haha kid March 16, 2021