trying to pull the sword from the stone

This is a very crude synonym to the more technical term, masturbation. Once masturbation is brought to mind, you should understand the imagery that this term conveys. If you still don't get it, think male masturbation, and think of the "stone" as two stones instead of one.

Well, that was a long stressful day... I think it's time to relieve some stress, maybe an afternoon of trying to pull the sword from the stone will help.

by Aegis1 November 11, 2009

Tarnished Sword

When a man's penis is covered in blood

Last night, she said it didn't matter and gave me a tarnished sword

by IsaacTheJames March 11, 2024

Satan's Sword

A boner

Stop poking me with Satan's Sword

by Jumanji April 1, 2016

Sword

A device used to clean out the ear

Hey bro why did u take that sword?

My ears tingling.

by Kidsinmybasementwontshutup December 7, 2021

Sworded

The action of being killed by a sword.

I got sworded in a fight.

by PirateTreasure July 31, 2017

Horizontal Sword-Swallow

When a woman is lying on the bed on her back with her head hanging over the side. The man is able to insert his dick up to the base in her mouth and down her throat, similar to a professional sword swallower

Dude, she laid there and I gave her a horizontal sword-swallow

by Buckshot LeFunk August 14, 2025

Sword fighting

When to people have an epic fight with swords. (NSWF because of blood and injury)

Arthur and Henry just are sword fighting, Henry lost his arm

by Gisisosks September 25, 2021