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trying to pull the sword from the stone

This is a very crude synonym to the more technical term, masturbation. Once masturbation is brought to mind, you should understand the imagery that this term conveys. If you still don't get it, think male masturbation, and think of the "stone" as two stones instead of one.
Well, that was a long stressful day... I think it's time to relieve some stress, maybe an afternoon of trying to pull the sword from the stone will help.
by Aegis1 November 11, 2009
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Sword

The Swords will be joining us for dinner tonight.
by bruceS06 September 6, 2020
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Island Sword Fight

When two or more men get drunk on the forsaken rock known as Harsens Island urinate in the same toilet while drunk. At the same time
Defined as Bobby and Alex got so drunk last night, they recorded themselves with their little wieners out peeing in the toilet together , they called it an Island Sword Fight
by Jimmy Lahey December 28, 2024
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great sword

"Dang bro he has a big great sword"
by Datonesude September 15, 2018
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John the soft sword

Your friend named John who has a soft sword pretty plain and simple.
JOHN THE SOFT SWORD: Your friend named John who has a soft sword pretty plain and simple. Why is your sword soft?
by GoBlueMrBrightside December 7, 2023
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Sword

In Baseball; A swing and miss by a hitter. The word is usually screamed by the pitcher after a strikeout to remind the hitter that he looked foolish from that last swing. (Past/Future tense: Sworded)
*Pitcher throws a filthy changeup. “Sword!!!” *Imitates sheathing a sword to assert dominance over hitter.
by ElectricAvenueSO2 February 15, 2025
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what sword

What sword is reference to Sword of Sargeras currently plunged in to Silithus zone in mmorpg World of Warcraft. It's addressing to comical fact that it looks like devs forgot about the damn big ass sword. Mainly used on Asmongold's streams.
Q: And what about Sword of Sargeras?
A: What sword.
by JacobTh3Gam3r April 20, 2022
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