This is a very crude synonym to the more technical term, masturbation. Once masturbation is brought to mind, you should understand the imagery that this term conveys. If you still don't get it, think male masturbation, and think of the "stone" as two stones instead of one.
Well, that was a long stressful day... I think it's time to relieve some stress, maybe an afternoon of trying to pull the sword from the stone will help.
by Aegis1 November 12, 2009
JOHN THE SOFT SWORD: Your friend named John who has a soft sword pretty plain and simple. Why is your sword soft?
by GoBlueMrBrightside December 08, 2023
by Datonesude September 16, 2018
An attractive mature male who exudes sex appeal, usually with shoulder length brown hair, the likes of which are seen in the characters like Aragorn in The Lord of the Rings saga and Sirius Black in the Harry Potter series. He is masculine, protective, scruffy, grimy, rough and an unattainable sexual fantasy.
I need a sword husband like Aragorn.
Did you see Sirius Black in Harry Potter he is such a sword husband.
If he was my sword husband he could ride me like a knight on a horse anytime.
Did you see Sirius Black in Harry Potter he is such a sword husband.
If he was my sword husband he could ride me like a knight on a horse anytime.
by wordporn666 January 28, 2022
She was smokin hot but surprised me with the sword of gryffindor. It was bigger than mine. It was all good till she started giving me the old turkey slap.
by Dick Onchin March 09, 2024
Get the Sharpen your sword ND String your Bow mug.
Guy1: I'm having a boner right now.
Guy2: Dude, u don't call it a boner! That's bland! Say boner sword! It sound more awesome.
Guy2: Dude, u don't call it a boner! That's bland! Say boner sword! It sound more awesome.
by YoMamaHasAids March 21, 2014