Pokemon Shock

The act of simultaniously finger-banging a partner while grabing an electric fence.

Ronn gave his boyfriend a Pokemon Shock to get the evening started.

by ItBeWeird July 13, 2024

pokemon

The time when you are a 8 year old grinding I don't know a Magicarp to level 100.

*Setting, Toys R Us* Hey you! ya you you fellow 9 year old boomer, I challenge you to a Pokemon fight with my level 39 Charizard that only knows fire type attacks.

by Nacho Cheese Man February 14, 2022

pokemon go

the mobile game were people have been murdered by trains, shot and just go crazy for those pokemon

jimbob: hey lets play pokemon go
bobjim: ok lets go!
(2 hours later...)
vicar guy: we are here to remember bobjim, who died cos some asshole killed him during a catch of a ditto, rest in peace, bobjim, rest in peace...

by thisisaguywhoisdeadinside December 5, 2016

Ryu The Pokemon

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Ryu The Pokemon

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025

Pokemon BW

The BEST pokemon game to come out in 2011, introducing 156 new pokemon the most in any 1 game as of 2020

Person: Whats your favourite pokemon game

Me: pokemon bw

Person: whats thats?

Me: pokemon black and white, duh ✋🙄

by Togasknife February 24, 2021

Pokemon

Getting an immense amount of boners to vaporeon and gardevoir

I goon to pokemon

by ThatOneGuy3420 May 12, 2025

Pokemon Unite

The game that you bought only because it has pokemon in it (or it lasts for 10m) and where new pokemon are broken as hell (zacian and mewtwo lmao) while your teammates never come to objectives and steal your jungle

Surprisingly less toxic than league until you face a 45% win rate random who made it to masters and is now on your team.

Please check the stats the item affects (no attack weight isnt good on gardevoir, choice specs on cinderace what?, and ofc cant forget potion charizard)

me: I love playing Pokemon Unite, my jungle just got stolen! This 10m is gonna be so much fun

by HydreigonTheChild August 10, 2023