Pulling a Nelson

Pulling a Nelson:
Refusing to get out of your police car even if someone is shot inside of a house and is needing medical attention.

Last night Becky swallowed too much man jizz and could barely breathe. I didn't like the bitch so I pulled a Nelson.

Pulling a Nelson
Last night Becky swallowed too much man jizz and could barely breathe. I didn't like the bitch so I pulled a Nelson.

by Grunt116 April 18, 2022

Nelson

A nice cool guy who can get with the girls but prefers to relax and wait for them to come to him. He is equipped with a long huge dick that ladies love. He is a cool guy to be around. Don't let your girl near Nelson,he can turn her into his hoe

Girl:Mom!!!! I had sex with Nelson last night..his huge dick was inside me
Mom:OMG!!!! Can I see??

by Hanadori January 2, 2022

Nelson

Nelson is an extremely talented artist photographer in a tough exterior. Nelson eats like shit, so he’s always doubled over in pain. Nelson has one ball, but it’s so big that it seems like there are two in there.

I can’t come into work today, I ate like Nelson.

by Ace Rivers November 23, 2021

Nelsoning

The act of an individual attempting to appear straight when they clearly aren’t.

He tried to hit on her, but she could tell by the way he walked and talked that he was Nelsoning.

by Frank Coctostan December 6, 2022

Nelson

A little hoe who ain’t bout shit and cheated on his girl

Nelson a hoe

by Bigddaddy42069 November 1, 2020

Rusty Nelson

Named after the 17th president of The Church Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (Mormons), Russell M. Nelson.

To get someone in a full Nelson chokehold, then fuck them in the ass, traditionally without lube. Much like how the church has fucked millions of people out of 10% of their income while investing it to the tune of over 100 BILLION dollars in real estate.

You'd better pay that 10% or you're not going to see your family in the afterlife, and we're give you the Rusty Nelson.

by Vanilla Coke Bois September 10, 2023