Mitchell Earl

Mitchell Earl is an overdose of charm, wit, and fun. Even the greatest of extroverts become introverts around a Mitchell Earl. He will buy gifts of flowers and food, always with smile, and sometimes from Trader Joe's. Be careful not to end up on the wrong side of a joke though, it'll quickly turn into a roast! When he's not the obvious magnet of attention in a room, he peacefully relaxes to watching movies, tv shows, or listening to NPR.

"Yo, have you met Mitchell Earl?"

"Of course! Who hasn't met Mitchell Earl?"

by fambamthankyoumam November 23, 2021

mitchell mason

hottest guy in the history of mankind, time, and all of space

"Wow, Mitchell Mason is so hot!"

by notmitchellmason October 30, 2013

Mitchel

Wanneer iemand Mitchel heet betekend dit dat je beter kan oppassen voor de 23cm lange kitspuit achter zijn gulp.

Alle mannen moeten hun vrouwtjes in het nest verstoppen voor hun gezicht geglazuurd is met een 2cm dikke laag liefdescream.

Die Mitchel heeft mijn vriendin ge-cream-ed

by Titomakanii November 22, 2021

Mitchell

Drives and ls1 cruiser and will blow your doors of jacko

Hey jacko is that patrol ok mitchell said

by Cruiserlad March 6, 2019

elizabeth mitchell

Me for real.

elizabeth mitchell might go to the mental health hospital if people keep fucking w her heart

by forrealmightbeellie May 1, 2024

Mitchell

Being penetrated in the ass by a strap on

I walked into the room and buddy was pulling a Mitchell

by Pr0fess0rw0rd August 28, 2022

Mitchell

A sexy man!

Have you seen Mitchell?
Yea, he’s so sexy

by GayDude November 27, 2021