Whammy Mess

A term used to describe one who has fallen from the Mormon religion and has transformed into a binge-drinking, womanizing heathen. Also a phoenetical expansion of the well-known abbreviation: Worst Mormon Ever. abbreviation W.M.E.

Joseph is a Whammy Mess.

That Whammy Mess is a marathon-running, red-bull drinking, grinding machine.

by Poocio January 23, 2009

Tiger Message

When a man or woman makes a phone call to their mistress/lover and tells them to make a change to their mobile phone voicemail message because they think they might have been caught cheating and their spouse might be calling all the numbers in their mobile phone.

"Man, I think my girlfriend might have found a text from the girl I'm banging. I gotta send her a Tiger Message and tell her to take her name off her voicemail.

by Cricketb February 5, 2010

Foward Text Message

Text messages that your friends send to you saying that if you dont fwd this txt you will be single, ugly or cursed forever. Basically a waste of txt messages and of space

Foward Text Message :If you dont not foward this txt you be cursed for the rest of your life!!

by Pompom138 May 31, 2009

big hot mess

a place/person/school/town/group that has loads of drama that people "complain" about but in reality everyone (or most people) love it because all the crap keeps it interesting

person 1: all this shit is just gettin' annoying
person 2: nah, it's a big hot mess--you learn to love it
person 1: true---keeps life interesting

by chickadee47 June 7, 2009

Messed-Up Mardi

An alcoholic drink that's unbelievable addictive.

To create this addictive drink you need the following:

- Jägermeister
- Cointreaux
- Southern Comfort
- Coca-Cola
- Ice cubes
- Longdrink glass
- Shotglass/shot dispenser

1. Put 3 or 4 ice cubes in the glass.
2. Put 1 shot of Jägermeister and Cointreaux in the glass and half a shot of Southern Comfort.
3. Now top it off with Coca-Cola.
4. You have to test the alcohol/coca-cola ratio when you have not mixed it before. Just try to add more Coca-Cola while mixing it!

ATTENTION: DO NOT PUT TOO MUCH COCA-COLA IN THE DRINK (Max. 2/3) ;)

ENJOY!

"Did you try that Messed-Up Mardi drink yet?" "Hell yeah! I'm M-U-M'ed YO!"

by Sacrem September 9, 2009

text message relationship

1) Being in a relationship where one or both parties prefer text messaging over talking on the phone or in person, unsurprisingly causing 99% of their problems, as at least one person in the relationship is too stupid to understand that text messages arrive/send out of order if at all.

2) A relationship that doesn't go very far; one so short or shallowly lived it can be replayed with little difficulty over text messaging. A final summation used to describe a waste of time.

Usually results in a text message breakup.

A typical text message relationship:

Brad: hey
Amy: hey i cant hang out tonight
Brad: chill later?
Amy: i just told you i cant im busy helping amanda with some stuff.
not sent Amy: you never listen
Brad: okay
Brad: when?
not sent Brad: lol isnt amanda that newage chick?
Amy: :(
Brad: something wrong?
resent Amy: :(
Brad: i do something?
Amy: u know what u did
Brad: you're not answering your phone?
not sent Amy: i dont want to talk to you
Brad: babe?

Later, in person.
Amy: Like I totally had to change my number because brad wouldn't stop texting me even though I broke up with him over text the other night when I had no service.
Amanda: He must be a stalker. I was almost raped, I know these things.
Amy: Thank god I have a friend like you. Let's scissor.

by levelnineboss December 23, 2008

mess entropy

Mess entropy refers to the tendency of a room to naturally become less tidy as time progresses. May be expressed mathematically as:

dE=dM/t

where E is the mess entropy, M is the actual amount of mess, and t is a given time interval.

Regardless of a room's size, mess entropy will expand to fill it.

by Darth Ridley March 6, 2007