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Tug boat mafia

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A very misfortunate group of men who have an extremely small penis.
His dicks so small he must the be the leader of the tug boat mafia
by Sweet Butterscotch June 22, 2016
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that's how mafia works

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That's How Mafia Works is an expression parodying Instagram advertisements for the mobile game Mafia City in which a cartoon businessman points to an image with the caption "That's how mafia works". The meme was created and popularised by YouTuber Slazo in the video "Hilariously Bad Instagram Ads" and spread by Slazo's fanbase through the r/slazo subreddit. It's commonly used as meme captions , in a similar way to other meme captions such as This Is So Sad, and is often used to emphasize when something is considered tough or edgy. The caption is also commonly featured in deep fried memes, shitposts, as a macro image and as captions to Florida Man memes. The meme is also often used in conjunction with Mafia City memes.
Person 1:Hey so I was waiting for my food, and then an alpha male came up and said "Give me burger" and they gave him the food before than mine.
Person 2: That's how mafia works
by ForceSmash January 5, 2019
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Da 7/11 Mafia gunna pull up foe ya Big Macs, betta make it snappy nigga..
by BigEcheeezz January 15, 2019
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A meme that was created by the use of horrible instagram ads for the game “Mafia City”.

It is often misidentified as a meme started/popularised by YouTuber juggernaut, Pewdiepie, on 1/5/2019. However, it’s true origin lies with a video made by YouTuber, Slazo on 30/12/2018, titled “Hilariously Bad Instagram Ads (Mafia City)”.
Level 1 Criminal: *Robs a bank*
Level 1 Criminal becomes Level 15 Boss
Level 15 Boss: “That’s how Mafia works...”
by Never_SFW February 11, 2019
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Three Six Mafia

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Most definitions here are wrong since they don't include Koopsta Knicca. Original members were Koop, Lord Infamous, DJ Paul, Juicy, and Crunchy Black. The later members were La chat and gangsta boo. Project Pat was only an artist with the label who was featured a lot and brother of juicy j. (I think)

"They didn't worship the devil", well probably not, but they did make devil music. The original name of the group was Triple 6 Mafia, which imo was better than their most recent albums. They used horror movie scenes in their music and rapped about the dark side of being in the hood. They glorified killing, drugs, & sex which hypnotized young teens like me lol na but Mystic Stylez was their last triple 6 album I think. Koopsta Knicca (RIP) & Lord Infamous (RIP) rapped more about the devil shit. Juicy J was more a drug rapper. Paul made good beats but sucked at rapping. Crunchy was always wack. ...then they transitioned into crunk "tear the club up" music, then mainstream. Most known unknown was the last good album. Now they just old and shouldn't rap about the things ppl did in the 90s. Da Mafia 6 was wack
Play some of that old Triple Six shit, not that watered down Three Six Mafia and
by Patrick Jr December 8, 2019
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A group of fans of Lebron James who defend everything he does and believe he doesn't have one blemish on his NBA resume. As a result they will aggressively tear down every other players accomplishments to make Lebron appear better. Often major hypocrisy and goal post shifting is used when The Lebron Mafia defend him.

You will find The Lebron Mafia on twitter and the Youtube comment sections.
You can find them saying:
- praise him because of his stat line in a loss. (but in a win stats are irrelevant).
- proclaim him not having enough help in a loss. (Yet ignoring all other stars going against the same teams that don't get that same defense).
- shitting on all his all star teammates for not playing well. (When they usually sacrifice their game to allow his to flourish)
- claiming he made the "right basketball play" in a late game situation. (Even when a better play could have been created).
- Posting biased stats showing Lebron against other all time and current great player. (While hiding all the other stats where the other player's stats are better).
- Claiming Lebron beat the "Greatest team of all time" Warriors in 2016. (but like to forget the 2016 Warriors didn't have Durant and actually the 2017 Warriors were the greatest team of all time).

... and so on.

Major players in the Lebron Mafia are: Nick Wright, Shannon Sharpe and Beau Russell.
John: Hey, I can't believe Lebron passed on that driving layup at the end of the game when he could gotten to the line. I mean no one can stop him.

James: He made the right basketball play! You can't blame him!
John: How is passing to a teammate, 2 seconds left to shoot a contested 3, the right play?
James: But look at his stat line, if he had more help they would have won the game ages ago. No one else has to play against this level of competition!!!
John: Oh sorry, I didn't realize you were apart of The Lebron Mafia. I shouldn't have said anything.
by MyHugeMassiveDeck April 10, 2021
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