lank lord

Tall sexy beast

Tom is such a lank lord

by Coco rice August 20, 2017

bathroom lord

A bathroom lord is someone who claims, and or stays in the bathroom to long

"Chloe is such a bathroom lord, all she does is put on her make-up."

by Disco Anus May 1, 2014

Lord Spinoza

A dude who likes to lay in the bushes and paint his balls on easter in hopes that someone will mistake em.

Wow, look at the person in the van driving around schools, better watch out, he might be a Lord Spinoza.

by what now11 September 29, 2011

miss lord

a slang word for a smexy beast who loves pussy and often likes to walk out of places with a coffee machine

hey miss lord waadup
nothing just taking my coffee machine for a walk

by baby eglon November 19, 2020

lube lord

A lube lord is usually an accened being made of pure light and loob. They drool at the sight of a living beings and usually look like a 1980's pedophile stereotype.

Look in the sky is that a "lube lord"

by trusty man November 30, 2020

Tit lord

A person who get so many big juicy bitch tits that no one in a 4 mile radius can even look at there own nipple with out the tit lord knowing about it.

Charles- Hey why is that guy rubing the other guys nipple?

Emily- Bc he owns them all, he is the Tit lord, but he said no homo first so its cool.

To be a tit lord one must first remove there own nipples bc the tit lord canot be distracted from the tits of his people.

by Charles The Cuck Lord December 5, 2017

Lord of the Rings

Lord of the Rings is an amazing trilogy by J.R.R. Tolkien. Lord of the Rings takes place in Middle Earth. Frodo Baggins is a Hobbit and he lives in Shire with his uncle, Bilbo Baggins. One day a grey wizard visits them and sends Frodo and his friends on a giant adventure, to save Middle Earth. In Hobbit his uncle, Bilbo finds a golden,powerful ring in the Misty Mountains while he was on an adventure with Gandalf, the wizard and the dwarves. Frodo needs to take the ring and throw it in the Mountain of Doom of Mordor where Sauron's eye rules. Will they make it alive? Or will someone die? Find out while watching the movies or reading the books!

I reccomend reading the books first and after watching the movies :)

This is a little summary of Lord Of The Rings

by selfpuffs September 1, 2019