Jew-dollar

A term used when describing the cost of an overpriced item in order to accentuate the greediness of corporate America.
Since when does it cost 14 damn jew-dollars for a movie ticket!?
by Poe's mom March 9, 2011
mugGet the Jew-dollarmug.

Fair Jews

the same as saying fair does, but tends to be used infront of a jew
simply used as a minor annoyance
Sam: I cant make it to town today

Gotta go to the synagogue with my family
Josh: Fair Jews
Sam: OI
by Joshinho January 8, 2010
mugGet the Fair Jewsmug.

Jew-Pol

A person of Polish and Jewish descent. Usually the type who are very proud of being Polish.
Sam Stein, whose father came straight from a small village a couple of miles out of Warsaw, is a genuine Jew-Pol.
by B-ennett November 28, 2006
mugGet the Jew-Polmug.

Jew Flu

Initially known as "swine flu."

The internet - serious business - agreed to the name change after Yakov Litzman, an Israeli health official, declared that the name "swine flu" was offensive to the Jewish community.
Person1: Did you hear? The Jewish and Muslim communities are offended by the name "swine flu."

Person2:Maybe they would prefer we call it jew flu.
by brotherbear April 30, 2009
mugGet the Jew Flumug.

jew bat

a bat that hibernates in the nose of a jew during winter
by deshante kang October 4, 2008
mugGet the jew batmug.

rich jews

Hmmmm rich jews.

Well, let's just say 99.99% of the Jews that live in metro areas in the US. not including recently immigrated Russian jews. without the Russian Jews, Jews on average would be loaded. which they already are, including Russian jews. so whatever.

Basically, most Jews are rich. so yeah. if you live in a city in the US and you're jewish odds are you are rich and vice versa.
Asians will be the rich jews of the next generation because of the overall work ethic.

....but yeah, these are just stereotypes i gues. even tho they're kinda true
by cc-er for lyfe living it up yo January 14, 2008
mugGet the rich jewsmug.

Jew's Harp

Noun.
A sexual act which involves pressing the nose into the Vagina, the toungue into the anus, and humming. Generally used as the finishing move in a session of cunnilingus.
Not all women respond to this, but those who do respond in a big way.
Also known as the "lady's hummer".

NOTE: Please take extreme care not to exhale through the nose into the vagina. This is physically dangerous to both partners. Breathe through the mouth, and never, in any sexual act, blow into the vagina or penis!
It may have a racist name, but the ladies love it. Are you man enough to play the Jew's Harp?
by Counselor Johnny July 28, 2005
mugGet the Jew's Harpmug.

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