The annual university-hosted block party that occurs on the Minnesota Twin-Cities campus. Celebrated by the fellowship of good friends and the consumption of cheap beer, university residents and alumni come together for this week-long event that includes but is not limited to: excessive drinking, fires, police, riots, tear gas, rubber bullets, dudes falling over on their bicycles, and putting UW-Madison's "Mifflin Street block party" to shame.
"Hey Mom, can you cover my bail so i can get out of jail? I was at Spring Jam last night."
"We got spring jammed SO hard last night."
"Dude, check out this awesome bruise I got from a rubber bullet during Spring Jam."
"We got spring jammed SO hard last night."
"Dude, check out this awesome bruise I got from a rubber bullet during Spring Jam."
by SWIM F@ST April 28, 2009

when you don't receive any of your texts because too many people are texting you at once causing a traffic jam in the phone lines. generally used as an excuse because nobody has texted you.
by fpf! December 6, 2010

by Juan Torres1 January 15, 2009

by seanie_b September 16, 2012

Jiz jam is what pornstars use on their toast in the mornings. They get guy's jiz and store it in jars and have it everyday for breakfast.
by The Chocolate Leopard April 11, 2010

"I was rideing Carley like a dog in heat when i blasted my seed into her bum, when i pulled my ding out it was covered in a nice little butt jam." WARNING: DO NOT USE ON SANDWICHES!
by David Meece January 5, 2006

To steal or take something from someone else, like in Space Jam when the aliens took the Basketball players' skills and powers.
by B3player89 December 21, 2008
