ass-sex-junkie

Main Entry: ass-sex-junk·ie

Pronunciation: 'as-'seks-'j&ng-kE

Function: noun

Date: 21st century

: a) a person who derives inordinate pleasure from or who is dependent on ass-sex. b) an individual addicted to giving or receiving anal sex. c) one who likes hot-hot-poll in their tight-tight-hole, especially the rectum. d) as if they were a narcotics addict, only their drug of choice is the sweet, sweet Hershey highway.

She's not a butt-slut, she's just an ass-sex-junkie and likes anal pleasure.

by Gecko Venom December 31, 2003

Humpty Dumpty Junkie

A junkie that is accident prone and always ends up in hospitals

A humpty dumpty junkie is a junkie that always ends up in hospitals due to falls and brittle bones, like if Mr. Glass from unbreakable was a junkie

by EricCC December 9, 2014

marijuana junkie

a person that is addicted to smoking marijuana

"i'm a marijuana junkie because im addicted to pot"

by dougie19 September 15, 2009

slap a junkie now

A saying, originating from Good Shepherd Lutheran College, used to remember the 4 months that have 30 days.

S - September
A - April
J - June (June rather than July because JUNkie starts with JUN like June.
N - November

Boy - "Are you prepared for the test?"
Homosexual Girl - "Yes, slap a junkie now."

by Good Shep Rep Bruh May 12, 2014

respectability junkie

a small minded individual(quite often Irish)who aspires to nothing more in life than acquiring job, mortgage, girlfriend in order to fit in with his/her equally small minded peers

"Edmunter with his lies and his sh*t garden parties is such a respectability junkie"

by clairef August 3, 2008

urban dic-junky

looks like he defined his own word.

look at this urban dic-junky.

by castles August 15, 2006

smart phone junky

A person who is always, I mean ALWAYS on their smart phone, whatever the setting may be- parties, dinners, walking around, driving in a car, classroom, bed, breakfast, lunch, work time, free time, etc. This person is turning into a robot by the minute and his/her brain is slowly turning to mush. He/she is becoming more addicted to his/her phone, more selfish, forgetful, inconsiderate of real-life situations, etc., and it is really starting to piss me off. Real life situations, real people, education > social networking, texting, games.

Dude, stop being a smart phone junky, put your iPhone down for one second, and actually give a shit about something else for a change.

by smart phone junky specialist June 14, 2013