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jerk muscle

The muscle developed in the forearm from jerking off too much. Often exaggerated amongst friends to make one appear to jerk off more than they might.
Mike: Dude, you been going to the gym yet?
Nate: I started going a week ago.
Shannon: Don't listen to him, we broke up a week ago and that's just his jerk muscle gone crazy.
by Skrait Buttah July 29, 2006
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flesh-jerk

Someone who starts sizing up their friends for action when wasted and slightly turned on.
After 14 hours of nonstop partying Lydia turned into a a total Flesh-jerk. Good thing she was so hot.
by Dorothy VanWellingham May 23, 2006
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jerk sauce

This is a term that refers to a person who has been insulted. It is kind of like saying salted, treated, or burned. It is also accompanied with a swift movement of the hand resembling the jerking off motion.
Yo mama's so dumb when she heard it was chilly out, she ran outside with a bowl! Jerk sauced!!

You're so ugly, when you were born they put tinted windows on your incubator OHHH JERK SAUCE IN YO FACE!!!

You're so ugly, you went to a haunted house and came out with an application! OHH you got JERK SAUCE in yo eye!!
by Chew Man Chew March 15, 2008
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Jerk off

A person who is a jerk, but more than a jerk. Basically a dick, but they are also a jerk, so Jerk off kinda encompasses being a jerk and a dick, since your jerk off a dick.
P1) Hey did you see that guy trip his ex girl near the sprinklers?
P2) Yeah! He's such a Jerk off!! Why'd she ever go out with him.
P1) Girl, I asked her that and she said "DICK TO BAWM!"
by Rich homie Came October 14, 2013
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pendulum jerk

When two men attempt to jerk eachother off, where one man grabs the other mans penis with two hands creating a triangle shape with his arms and body and the other man only grabs with one hand. The man with two hands creates a normal jerking motion while the other only moves the penis in a swaying motion left and right creating the pendulum effect.
Tony and Dale had a pendulum jerk session yesterday after they came home from the club.
by Cheeze Webz December 16, 2015
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motherfuckin jerk

a motherfuckin jerk is someone is is so dumb
payton is so dumb he is a motherfuckin jerk
by graysonmiller April 14, 2017
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