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Sheet Scorpion

After you have eaten to much taco bell and you're are laying in bed and you take a gamble on the fart and you now have to replace your bed because you had spicy diarrhea
I probably shouldn't have eaten those spicy burritos because it turned me into a sheet scorpion
by EmeraldDoor October 3, 2020
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Sheet it and Yeet it

1. When you want someone in your bed for as long as it takes and then you no longer want them in your bed.

2. The millennial equivalent of "hit it and quit it".
Imma get on Tinder and find someone, cuz I need to Sheet it and Yeet it
by whoDunnit2 October 5, 2020
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fitted sheet army

A pool of male ejaculate that has been deposited after intercourse onto a fitted sheet.
"Damn baby you should've got up and squeezed that out.Now we are gonna have to sleep in a fitted sheet army."
by JSmith lu 43 April 5, 2017
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Sheet Stuffer

1. A derogatory term towards horny women.
2. A woman who is sexually aroused but lacks in company
3. A woman who results to stuffing herself with items of clothing to obtain sexual pleasure
"She is such a Sheet Stuffer"
"Someone get this girl some d*** or she will become a sheet stuffer"
by a texas-guitar-king1 May 8, 2017
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drying off the sheets

Blowing in the pussy to dry the cum in there
My girls was getting wet so I went and started drying off the sheets
by Nigger handles September 14, 2017
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sheet slicers

When your toenails are so long they could slice your bed sheets.
As we fell asleep my wife gouged my leg with her sheet slicers.
by Sheet Slicers May 27, 2017
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pre-sheet

The pre preparation of toilet roll lengths prior to the requirement of wipage to speed up the process of rectal cleansing
Before I need to wipe my bum I always pre-sheet
by eemocham June 7, 2017
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