Fortnite

A terminal disease causing many strokes, heart attacks, cardiac arrest, total body paralysis, uncontrollable seizures, and about 30 days later, death. We need to stop this disease before someone else falls victim to it. About 2.9 - 4 million people are currently infected.

Guy 1: My friend caught a new disease…
Guy 2: Really? What disease? Also don’t tell me it’s ligma.
Guy 1: He is infected with Fortnite…
Guy 2: That is so sad, I’m sorry for your loss.

by SomeRandomGuy232637 December 23, 2022

Fortnite

A game popular amongst anti-vax 7 year olds

My mom won't let me play fortnite past my bedtime

by senpaielias July 24, 2019

Fortnite

A game made by AND FOR virgins. It has many epic gamer moments though.

Hey do you play Fortnite? No I dont play Fortnite because I'm not a virgin.

by ric012336 December 27, 2018

Fortnite

Cancer

Fortnite is literally cancer.

by QuishQuish33 June 5, 2019

Fortnite

Fortnight is played by BOYS AND GIRLS! Cause u bitches think it’s just boys that play it! And generally the GIRLS get jealous from the boys playing fortnight as they song give enough attention to them!

Boy: I’m gonna play fortnite, I’ll talk later.
Girl: ur always playing fortnite
Boy: bitch ur always playing with ur makeup

by Adam678910 May 12, 2018

fortnite

a complete shit game that 2 year olds play

im going to fortnite

by philebinezer June 4, 2019

Fortnite

Noun, Adjective

1.A plotless, pointless game made by a money- hungry group of sadistic nerds who think its “Epic” to make big buck from children wasting precious time (that could be used to save dolphins or cure cancer) on their unoriginal creation to the point of madness.
Note: Its psychologically proven to be a leading cause of insomnia and raw stupidity among 9-year olds(especially white ones.)
2.A word used to describe the most foolish of trends.
3.A crappy game that’s overhyped for dumb shit.

1. Fuck Fortnite!
2. 70% of memes are of the fortnite type.
3.Fuck Fortnite once more!

by Qaeszyxcv August 16, 2018