Fortnite

The game that entertains your boyfriend because your boring ass can’t.

All my boyfriend ever wants to do is play fortnite!

by WhyAreYouSoPetty May 24, 2018

Fortnite

The game that girls really hate because it steals their boyfriends.

“Oh come on! He is playing fortnite again!”

by juanpablitocarlito911 May 27, 2018

Fortnite

the game that came up in 2018 that’s stealing our niggas

girlfriend: “babe why aren’t you answering me?”
“babe”

“hello”
“what are you doing”

boyfriend: “ yo dumbass started blowing up my phone and made me lose in fortnite”

by youngb0 May 28, 2018

Fortnite

This game is only played by people with signs of depression , down syndrome , and autism. People who play the game say that pubg sucks (its better) but also they are mosty played by people under the age of 5

Person 1 : hey wanna play fortnite

Person 2: nah pubg is better

Person 1: but can u build

Person 2: can play with people who are not mentally ill
Person 3: person 1 do you have a extra chromosome

by Minecraft player 69 420 kys May 28, 2018

Fortnite

A game that the only purpose of playing it is to ruin your life

My back hurts by playing Fortnite

by TheresNoSpaggetInMySoul May 28, 2018

Fortnite

A new form of birth control

I played fortnite and my girlfrkend broke up with me!

by Magicmt May 29, 2018

Fortnite

A modern day disease that causes dumbness and ignorance of boyfriends/girlfriends to each other.

You also caught the Fortnite virus? I can’t even talk to you, you ignorant piece of sh*t!

by RGBanana April 24, 2018