A fictional disease in where the subject bottles up negative emotions for too long, causing the subject's eyes and mouth to fill up with a tar-like substance until they either suffocate or tell someone their feelings.
The Tar Disease was dangerous, she knew that, but even as she tried to reject the sticky fluids filling up her throat, she knew she couldn't release her feelings for everyone to see.
He wiped the tar dripping from his eyes as his vision clouded.
He wiped the tar dripping from his eyes as his vision clouded.
by KobaChan May 11, 2021
Get the Tar Diseasemug. She was so flabbergasted she got dolphin disease and grew fins and started swimming with the dolphins. Then got eaten by a shark.
by Theflabbergaster February 1, 2013
Get the Dolphin diseasemug. When someone’s fingers have a large bump on the joint they are considered a zoink. They like to attack people and spread there disease. The Zoink disease can be fatal.
Sarah- “WATCH OUT THERE IS A ZOINK BEHIND YOU!”
Riley - “FUCK, RUN”
*riley never made it out alive*
Zoink disease - fatal disease spread by the zoinks
Riley - “FUCK, RUN”
*riley never made it out alive*
Zoink disease - fatal disease spread by the zoinks
by rpetersen May 29, 2019
Get the Zoink diseasemug. The uncontrollable urge to "DO MORE".
Man, Birdsnake has been working so hard... I think he has Neistats Disease.
The millennial population suffers from Neistats.
I'm a baller/hustler/boss I got the Neistats! I never stop, I can't stop, I won't stop!
The millennial population suffers from Neistats.
I'm a baller/hustler/boss I got the Neistats! I never stop, I can't stop, I won't stop!
by IamAmandaBrown April 19, 2018
Get the Neistats Diseasemug. Long pain death caused by Infection.
Easily spread threw sexual contact or blood transfusion. Starts off by low Iron in blood then constant dehydration. After a few weeks eyes begin to feel dry and then bleed. Skin constantly itchy to point you scratch off your flesh. Finger nails then fall off. You feel constant chest pains due to heart beat slowing down to 30% of normal speed. Your teeth soften and fall out in your sleep and can cause you to swallow them.
Finally your heart speeds up bursting and you will bleed out internally.
Cure- Not Yet Available
Easily spread threw sexual contact or blood transfusion. Starts off by low Iron in blood then constant dehydration. After a few weeks eyes begin to feel dry and then bleed. Skin constantly itchy to point you scratch off your flesh. Finger nails then fall off. You feel constant chest pains due to heart beat slowing down to 30% of normal speed. Your teeth soften and fall out in your sleep and can cause you to swallow them.
Finally your heart speeds up bursting and you will bleed out internally.
Cure- Not Yet Available
by U.N.A.A. March 18, 2021
Get the Bugeja Diseasemug. Newington Disease is a common thing when boys start attending Newington College in Stanmore. It's when boys begin to become stuck up and rude to everyone around them. They feel entitled to attack minorities and just all of a sudden think they're better than you.
Hey, remember *insert name of boy from Newington*
Yeah, I do but I heard he got Newington Disease
Woah, that's worse than covid!
Yeah, I do but I heard he got Newington Disease
Woah, that's worse than covid!
by PillowPetUnicorn February 20, 2022
Get the Newington Diseasemug. A disease that is very common amongst children whom are addicted to Xbox. Symptoms of this disease may include spending all day on Xbox, ignoring your parents, and setting yourself apart from the real world.
by litpenguin May 7, 2018
Get the Xbox Diseasemug.