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cum plumber

A salty, nasty, sloppy, tatted up, enormous titted, too hard-core, dominatrix bitch who jams huge, freaky, obscure pipes, funnels, hoses, and tubes in her ass and/or cunt in order to maximize her squirt and jizz intake.
A salty, nasty, sloppy, tatted up, enormous titted, too hard-core, dominatrix bitch who jams huge, freaky, obscure pipes, funnels, hoses, and tubes in her ass and/or cunt in order to maximize her squirt and jizz intake.

Did you guys hear that Kris went to the Emergency Room with hemorrhoids? That's what that he gets for being a cum plumber and ramming shit up his ass.
by Mad Mick! July 27, 2016
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Bonus Cum

The cum that seeps out of the tip of your penis minutes or even hours after you have had an orgasm and your initial load has emptied. This in partly due to not all the cum coming out all at once; leaving your penis to have little driblets come out at later times. The cum is usually discovered when you put on your boxers and you later find that there is jizz crusted on them. Albeit, it can still be noticed when squeezing the tip of the penis only minutes after your orgasm, having some cum seep out from the pressure of the squeeze.
Adam had sex with his girlfriend earlier and hours after finishing he noticed that his boxers were lined with dried up bonus cum.
by Ellohime December 27, 2014
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Bus Cum

The blast of warm filth felt when an exhaust spewing bus speeds away.
When the number 9 cross city left the bus station, it covered Chas in bus cum.
by SeniorBarkandPoop December 9, 2012
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Cum Loaf

When you fill your oven with cum, let it ferment for a period, and then bake it into a congealed loaf. A cum loaf can be gifted to a loved one
by Jin Lou March 29, 2019
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cum chalice

The meme originated from a video of YandereDev drinking milk out of a glass chalice. There was a GIF created in early 2020 of YandereDev drinking out of the chalice with the captions 'CONSUME THE CUM CHALICE' inferring that the chalice was filled with semen rather than milk. It has gained a large amount of popularity and often used to criticise YandereDev online, and is now a method of getting banned from his Discord server. The GIF has inspired a whole new generation of memes and is now widespread among memers.
Me : *talks about Yandere SImulator*
Friend : Hey, isn't the person who made that game the cum chalice guy?
by ultimateretard July 22, 2020
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kingdom cum

When you cum so hard you start to see the light.
Guy: Dude, I got a blowjob last night and I think I saw the light that dying people see.
Guy 2: Shit, you went to Kingdom Cum.
by JakesFlannel June 30, 2014
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Cum Goggles

Large framed glasses that many males find extremely attractive. At the back of his mind, all he wants to do is release a heaping, steaming load of cum all over those bad boys.
1) "Damn you see that shawty come in with those cum goggles on?"

"Yeah looking hella fine, Imma need to bust a nut all over them."

2) "Man you serious....she's getting Lasik? Good bye to the reign of the cum goggles."
by Trust_The_Process May 2, 2019
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